I shit you not.
Join the queue! Everybody will want to own one of these beautifully handcrafted tributes to the man who brings us hope and change ..... and shit. They're bound to be selling out like hot bagels on a Washington winter's day, at only a little under £100 plus carriage, a positive bargain for all admirers of the first African American President of the United States.
On the other hand if you're anything like me (after I followed the link Microdave originally provided to this cute dolly-wolly) you'll probably choke on your brunch, scream 'what the fucketty fuck' and bang your head up the wall until you're sick with rage.
So let me get this right then .... this is the same jug eared, half black, Kenyan fuckwad that's ramming Socialism down the throats of everyone that doesn't want to listen. The same bollock brained, half white, muzzie hussain that's agreed to have a mosque built on Ground Zero, with an opening date of 9/11. The same nope and deranged, TOTUS dependent, dick for brains that even has his own BP Oil Spill blog. The very fucking same freedom fucking fucktard that's about to take charge of his very own Internet Kill Switch.
This is genuine.
I shit you not (again).
His very own 'shut down the whole fucking world wide web if I don't like what they're saying about me' Internet Kill Switch.
On reflection I think those deluded doll making dickheads need to go back to the fucking drawing board, quick smart. So I thought, with kindness of heart, that it would be good to give them a hand with this revised promo of the doll that they should be making ......
There.
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20 inches long? Black? Shurely Shome Shteretype? ;)
I hope he pulls that internet kill switch. The mega corps with almost entirely online business models won't like that one bit. Cue the assassination attempts. The cunt.
What's funnier are the replies underneath the article. People actually believe because they have 'democracy' in the UK that they're void from American policy! When will people wake up and realise that politicians are merely puppets of the puppet masters who control world societies?
Then again, it just shows you that nothing is this world is free from control. The Internet = the last free media outlet on this planet.
I suspect that it's just another scare tactic that he'll employ to bring the weak of mind in to line at some point. Even he's not fucking stupid enough to actually use it. Is he?
Away with the fucking fairies like most of the other X Factor generation. Now if you told them that Obummer had the power to regulate what Cowell spews out across the UK and America, they'd go fucking apeshit.
*sigh*
He's pretty stupid, but his real masters aren't.
However, the threat alone is dictatorial, and as good as fascism. There is no such thing as a "cyber emergency" as Obumma's cronies put it, but if he gets away with this (which I doubt, but you never know - it's only June 2010), the TV will be his next stop (as you rightly allude to below). Then the indoctrinated American Left and their sympathisers will get a real fucking show.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'd personally look to the Rednecks for inspiration. Those guys know how to hunt, build and survive. Barry O'Blimey is going to have a job controlling them without state sanctioned violence. Electronic gadgets are merely an embellishment for those people.
fuck me,apes eat ape shite, i will take this with a pinch of salt.
I like your version better. It's more realistic. This fucking tard has some balls ... except he has NO balls. Which means he's doing it FOR someone, kind of like shutting down oil production in the Gulf so that all the deep water rigs can make money for George Soros off the coast of Brazil.
Yup. Mark Teh Oil Spill's words ... Obama is a little slave, doing the bidding of his masters. Yeah. I went there.
http://bosoilspill.blogspot.com
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. I wonder what the Kenyan fuckwad has got planned next. A Gold mine collapse, perrhaps?
However, just this information will be enopugh for the Muslim fanatics to make a determined effort to bomb and cyber-attack America as they more than anyone in the world would just love to see the Internet shut down.
We mustn't forget one of the two original guys at Google is Russian so I wonder how long it might be before Google starts thinking of moving out of the USA?
The threat might be enough to kill the law. That is' if Obama doesn't pass another law forbidding Internet companies from leaving the USA?
Well, actually, Gotty - this is exactly what would happen to Cowell with the American X-Factor :)
I think this is absolutely brilliant .. in fact, its a "master" stroke ..
Why ? .. Have I taken leave of my senses ? ...
Nope .. its because of the "aggro" it will cause ...
Those of us of a certain age will remember the days when our female siblings happily pushed their Dollies "twin" prams along, inside which generally, resided a White doll & a Black doll (my younger sister being a typical example) ...
Then along came the Equality, Racial Harmony, Hand-wringing, Ban it all brigade and put a stop to such "demeaning" things as "Black" dolls (and the little fellow off the Marmalade jars) ..
Now the fuckwit sans Birth Certificate has one in his own image & likeness ...
The Race Relations Industry is going to be tearing itself inside out, trying to defend that which they have for for so long banged-on about being "inappropriate" ..
I fucking love it ..... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Makes the "Cabbage Patch Doll" look positively realistic.
I'm ashamed to say it, but I rather liked Mr Obama when he first came along. He really did seem more intelligent than his predecessor and showed a lot more sense.
Is it something in the White House water that gradually makes Presidents disappear up their own arse? Or has Obama always been there, but doing a very good job of hiding it? Mostly the second, I now suspect.
As for him getting a switch which could apparently shut down the entire Internet, he can fuck off. People in the USA didn't vote for that in any party manifesto, and people everywhere else didn't vote for him at all. Who does the cunt think he is?
From some of the comments I've seen he's busy riding roughshod over the US constitution and Congress, giving himself a whole range of powers he's not entitled to.
WAKE UP, AMERICANS!!!!
That poor baby, defiling it with references to the obamalama dick head.
Your version came out MUCH better, and truer.
I'm sick of all the threat this psycho is making against Americans.
His polls are heading downward every day, and come the mid term elections, in
November, we're going to vote acccordingly. Then, we'll have this great guy
go after the 1/2 breed illegal alien treasonist twat that has been defiling the WH for
TOO long. You know how much I can't stand the kenyan fuckwat, Gotty.....I still get
their emails, addy'd to "friend". :-P :-P
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/38697.html
GOT, your doll is much more realistic. I know it would sell more.
What an utter bollocks hubristic pile of shite
Well, I wouldn't put it past the freedom fucking muppet to keep passing laws until he does get what his masters desire.
Frightening!
That's fucking right. Hideous!
Best I get in touch with a mate that works in the patent office then ;)
Well said and I can't help thinking about the similarities between Obummer and Bliar, no matter how hard I try not to.
I'll second that.
Wake the fuck up, USA, we're relying on you to make sure it doesn't fucking happen. Under any circumstances.
Thanks Bunnikins and I still get the White House email propaganda too, addressed to Kenyan Fuckwad!
Hahahahahahahahahahafuckinghahahahahha. Dumbfucks.
Thanks for that ;)
Quite.
sir, what a fantastic site! glad to have found you ;-j
Thanks CS and welcome to a world of Gottishness ;)
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