Per week he gets around £100,000 'playing' for his club, £200,000 for image rights (whatever the fuck that means), £20,000 from Nike, £4,000 from EA computer games and another £3,000 from Coca Cola. That's a grand total of £327,000 a week ..... for an hour and half's work, poncing around on a field, swearing at the referee, teaching young kids to grow up as same-self arrogant arseholes and to occasionally kick a bag full of air between two white sticks.
Oh, and for good measure that dumb fuck of a checkout bint Coleen, that he's married to, got over £40,000 a month for 'writing' a column in OK magazine and a further £13,000 every time she appeared on some ITV bollocksy 2, mind numbing televisual delight called Real Women.
Don't get me wrong, good luck to anyone that can get such an obscene amount of dosh, for donkeying around on a patch of grass with the arrogant fuck you attitude of a politician, but where's the fucking incentive for representing your Country of birth and for wearing the England football team shirt with pride.
And multi millionaire, beardy weirdy monkey boy wonders why the fuck he gets booed by people who have paid thousands of pounds of their hard earned cash, to show support for their country, only to be rewarded with a lack lustre, talentless, no bang for the buck, passionless, piss poor performance like that.
Multiply that by 11 or so and throw in an 'I'm only in it in for the money' irate I-tie and it's no fucking wonder that the England Team will all be coming home on Thursday. Incidentally, don't forget that there is another reason we were doomed to failure before the tournament even started.
Thank goodness my interest lies with cricket, and not football, because those boys play with a real passion .... that's why they won the T20 World Cup recently, with ease, even though it wasn't easy. That's because they played with passion and pride .... and they worked damn fucking hard at it.
Here's a topical Toy Story 3 take on the intellectual talents of Wayne 'half baked' Rooney, courtesy of that truely talented chap Lakey .......