Hailed as the best hope yet of helping people overcome their addiction to nicotine, Benson and Hedges have announced the launch of their innovative new ‘cigarette’. It's a handy device which, when used with a naked flame, is set to replace those fiddly nicotine patches, foul tasting nicotine gum and those fucking ridiculous rechargeable plastic tubes that you can use on trains and planes and shit.
Clinical trials of the cigarette have produced amazing results.
"Unlike patches, I can dangle it casually from my mouth whilst operating a power tool," said Jez Stevens of Portsmouth, "I look and feel sexy and I now have something to do with my hands when talking to people, other than absent-mindedly fiddling with me bollocks."
The ‘cigarette’ is now available under the counter in most chemists.
Just ask your pharmacist.
From on an article found hereWikio