Sunday 27 June 2010

England Played A Blinder



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25 comments:

The Lakelander said...

He couldn't have played any worse than that serial shagger Terry, could he?

Gildas said...

Ha! 
As predicted (see previous posts). I did try to stop this. I did appeal to Slovenia. Oh the pain. And what makes it worse is that at about the time I will be enjoying my Sunday roast, "Lamps" & co will doubtless be enjoying their very own special form of Sunday roast, featuring Christine Bleakley.
Well don you useless bastards
Gildas the Monk   

Dick Puddlecote said...

Nice one, Gotty.

Unlike you, I quite enjoy supporting England in the World Cup but even I was laughing by the end.

(helped that I'd lumped £20 on Germany before the off, mind) ;)

microdave said...

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

You cruel bastard!!!!

I was just going through the Ceefax pages, and saw that Stevie Wonder is going to close the Glastonbury Festival. My question is how would he know when everybody has actually left??

Ampers said...

I have the answer for how we can win, on my blog. But they will never take it up, and because of that, we will never win.

http://ampers.wordpress.com

Ballboy Billy said...

Forget the football,England are still world beaters when it comes to
standing outside pubs with a wet fag in the pissing rain gawping  around
like neutered chimpanzees.
England,England,England
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yep, and Terry could have kept Blunkett's dog occupied. He's had plenty of practice with those and would be far more likely to score ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Don't forget that it was never going to happen after Jonah was spotted signing an England shirt, as a gesture of 'good luck', before the tournament had even started.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Normally I'm an avid fan of all England sports Dick but this time I was fucked if I was going to give my all to an England football team who so obviously couldn't be fucked to give theirs.

Shrewd move on the bet mate! Drink will be taken no doubt ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

A perfect opportunity for some Gottishness, not to be missed ;)

Re: Stevie .... keep running around until there was no-one left to bump into!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Sorry to hear it's pissing down where you are.
Fucking baking hot here and, if I smoked, I'd be more worried about my fags spontaneously combusting at the moment ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That plan of yours has got legs, Ampers.
Rewards actual player performance rather than lazy, talentless fuckwits.

Dazed-and-Confused said...

I would never cast aspersions on any England fans making their way out to South Africa, as they have now sampled the delights of a Country that they may never other wise have explored.

However, the saddest thing of all, is come September time, thousands of gullible saps will once again allow themselves to be fleeced dry, by turning up come what may, to watch this dreadful and vastly over rated team, start their qualification campaign for Euro 2012.

If England fans really wanted change, we would boycott the upcoming qualifying matches en-mass, where-by the incompetent F.A., would be forced to sit up and address the problems.

Will it happen? Yeah right!

Caratacus said...

For Sale: One vuvuzela, no longer needed, one previous fuckwit owner.

Dave said...

The Octopus was right again. Picked Germany to win, as most would of course, but perceptive for an octupus.?

Conan the Librarian said...

A mirror image of 1966 I think.

But with a fairer result :¬)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Well, he did have 8 goes at picking it ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I bet you're gutted Conan. Errr .... not ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"... September .... Euro 2012 .."

Fuck me! We've got to go through all this again so soon?
I can hardly fucking wait.

BRICKBAT said...

Grumpy what can i say?
FUCKSTICKS
ENGLAND IS FINISHED BUT WE HAVE OUR SENSE OF HUMOUR !
ARSE RAPED

Captain Haddock said...

Stevie only smiles all the time cos no-one's told him he's blick ...

Captain Haddock said...

Looking forward to the reception these donkeys get when they land at Thiefrow ...   :-D :-D :-D

Gildas said...

Mind you, shouldnt that be the referee?
Gildas  

Bunni said...

What a horrible ending!  Sorry your team lost.
And, to germany, no less.  There are lots of stupid hitler vid parodies on that, BTW.

banned said...

I watched Death Wish 3 & 4 instead.