Dear Mr Camelot
Myself, my son and my neighbour all bought lottery tickets for last Wednesday night's draw. Unfortunately none of us had sufficient winning numbers to be declared the jackpot winner. However we each had 2 winning numbers. By pooling the numbers on our tickets we have between us all 6 winning numbers.
I have spoken to my son and my neighbour and we have agreed to share our numbers. When can we expect to be declared the winners and receive our winnings?
Yours
Deniersaurus-Rex
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Incidentally, if you do manage to win a few quid on the lottery this week, then why not think about investing in one of these handy ballot machines ;-)
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5 comments:
OOOOOO WELLLL DONE, when you pick up your winnings be sure to tell em its my turn next week!
LOL
They do do postal ballots GOT :-) but we need this lot now International Rescue to extract Gordoom from Number 10
Very good. Liking this bit of satire very much!
Westminster police have just issued a statement:
A SCOTTISH MADMAN HAS BARRICKADED HIMSELF INTO A SMALL TERRACED HOUSE AND IS HOLDING 60 MILLION PEOPLE TO RANSOM?
CUNT!
BRICKBAT
H/T sickopedia
Cheers GOT
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