A spouse is not a spouse when you are paying your 'landlord' £950 a month (of tax payers' money) to rent a room in a house where you live with your gay partner...... who is also your 'landord'.
Don't worry though, now that David Laws has been found out he has of course immediately declared, in traditional honour amongst thieves fashion, "I regret this situation deeply, accept that I should not have claimed my expenses in this way and apologise fully."
Change the fucking record you thieving bastards!
Come on then Cleggeron let's see if you can grow a pair of balls between you, let's see if you really want to clean up Parliament then shall we. David Laws must be sacked immediately. No dilly dallying, no waiting to see what David Lyons has to say, no pontifi-fucking-cation while you wait for the fuss to die down, just fucking do it.
New broom, sweep clean ...... or the whole miserable lot of you really will be tarred with the same sleazy brush. No second chances, prove us all wrong. Show us that we were wrong, all along, in thinking that nothing has changed except the names in charge of what IS STILL a sleaze ridden and corrupt Houses of Parliament.
If you don't, there'll be a fucking riot.
Incidentally, was it a coincidence that David Laws pulled out of QT last week? Oh, and it appears that the fat poof is playing the 'gayer' card again. Why else would he 'come out' in full support of a duplicitous dick sucker?