Thursday, 27 May 2010

+++ Diane Abbott Leadership Campaign Poster Launch +++

Do you know, I found myself beginning to feel a bit sorry for Diane Abbott this morning. Not too much, just a tiny bit you understand, after all she is your typical left wing Labour fucktelle. Even so, she appears to be lagging well behind in the 'race' to become the next leader of the Champagne Swilling Socialist Party.

Bringing up the rear, Diane has only received 2 nominations so far out of a required 33 if she is to make it to the ballot paper. Way out in front are the two Miliprat boys with Banana Custard on 59 and Little Big Brother's Even Littler Little Brother on 48, so plenty of fans down at the school tuck shop for that pair of snotty nosed kids then. The remaining cuntenders are filling in the gaps with John McLefty on 5, Maybeliene Man on 15 and Gordon Brown Balls with 25.

So, as I was saying, I felt a tiny weeny bit sorry for the London Loon and decided to try and give her campaign a shove from behind with the benefit of suitably 'outside of the box' campaign poster. All FOC and everything. I do hope she likes it and doesn't find it too sexist or racist or anything ........

click image to enlarge it but it's probably big enough already

No need to thank me for all my hard work Diane, that's just the kind of guy I am, always thoughtful of others and willing to help out whenever I can. Oh, and you might find this catchy slogan rather useful too, whilst you're out on the hustlerings........

Butt Not Balls!
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15 comments:

Bucko said...

OMG, thats a big black ass!

My eyes! My eyes!

Joe Public said...

Good job you didn't include Millipede's banana.

Captain Haddock said...

The ugly old heifer looks to have lost some weight in that photo Gotty ..

Billy Blofeld said...

Ha! Ha! That is 'kin excellent........

Billy Blofeld said...

If Diane doesn't get enough nominations, she could hire herself out as a consultant to BP - and go and cap that bloody leaking oil well single handed (bottomed).....

microdave said...

"Good job you didn't include Millipede's banana."

It might have ended up looking similar to this: http://i49.tinypic.com/6tmpmo.jpg

Sgt Pepperspray said...

I would print one of these posters off for the old chap next door who I suspect is a Labour Voter. On the other hand he can fuck off, there is no way on earth that I am going to use a full cartridge of black ink to help the old fucker. I would then have to traipse all the way to staples and fork out 20 quid for a replacement. Isn't it bizarre how when you get to staples you have forgot the number off the cartridge. Surely they should invent a one cartridge fits all printers type of system so that I do not have to traipse backwards and forwards to and from staples.

Oldrightie said...

Come on, that's the arse of a gelding, surely, Gotty?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Why HAVE they all got arses the size of sideboards?

Fucking horrible.

Anonymous said...

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Why HAVE they all got arses the size of sideboards?

To keep the flies off their food ...

Anonymous said...

Peas and rice ,jurk chicken and a little bit of sweet carn on me bobbies helmet after the pull out!
Booty BRICKBAT
LOL you get better all the time m8

partyhat said...

She's thick, full of shit, holier than though and is she not the gobshite fuckwit who sent her kid to private school? Hypocrite.
I don't understand. I thought shed be a shoe in!

Barking Spider said...

Oh, Jee-zuss, Microdave, that pic is a real corker - could be well useful for a bit of photoshopping! ;-)

HeadsonPoles said...

fap fap fap fap fap .......

subrosa said...

What can I say?