Sunday, 23 May 2010

www.prezza.org.uk

The Eye that sees all, recently sent me a tip off that soon to be Lord Prescott of Pies, Chips and Mushy Peas has just launched a brand new webshite, to promote his nomination for Treasurer of the Labour Party.

Basically it's a blog* where Pork Pie Prezza can spout shite, between mouthfuls,  and which also allows for mentally sub normal Labour types to hit the "Nominate Me" button. Comments are on but rather predictably so is the moderation. I've had a couple of attempts at using my right to freedom of speech but without any success so far. See if you can do better here.

Failing that, if you have a Twitter account, why not drop him a 140er using his shiny new hashtag #prezza4treasurer, he's very proud of it and I'm sure he'd like you to get in touch ;-)

Meanwhile, here's my typically gottish take on Prezza's webshite front page:

click image to read the small print

If you fancy having a go at the pie troughing cunt yourselves .....
here's a handy blank template:

Leave a link to your versions in the comments or email them in to me and I'll post a few of the best ones. By best, of course, I mean the most fucking insulting ;-)


* A blog set up by those nice people at GameChanger, who mainly consist of MD David Prescott (??) and that familiar pair of 'failed-to-be-elected-as-a-Labour-MP' fuckwits Alex Hilton and Tom Miller. Wonder where the funding came from for all that then?

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10 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Labour Treasure? It's like giving a Bulimic a giant, fully stocked freezer.

Anonymous said...

I quite like 'thespians' who win 3 elections & deliver jobs, social justice, new hospitals, schools & unprecedented economic growth. Encore!

What a great wemmaster ah? No!

Biffo said...

Someone needs to leave a comment asking him about the success of his 'Labour go Fourth' campaign!
http://gofourth.co.uk/

Captain Haddock said...

"Eee, well .. I need summat to do, I'm Britain's only failed Bulimic, tha knows" ...

Barking Spider said...

Oooh, Gotty, you are naughty, and you know I just won't be able to resist this opportunity to insult the fat fucker! ;-)

Barking Spider said...

First attempt.....

May you have as much success in this campaign as you did with your “Go Fourth” campaign, John. ;-)

Hope it makes him choke on his pie!

I feel a comment about chipolatas brewing in the back of my mind!

microdave said...

A cracking bit of work there, Gotty!

TheBigYin said...

I'm sitting here, half pissed, and want to vent my spleen to this fat fucker but I have desisted because I know, like you, that he will moderate it. I'm gonna sober up in and in the morning give it a go.

Thanks GOT for the links.

Norman Spack M.D. said...

Treasurer, yeah right.
The last thing he was treasurer of was the school tuckshop.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to be Labour Party treasurer because at the moment its not being checked by the filthy public who do fuck all but die in filthy hospitals and moan about it.
I reckon I can fleece a few thousand off the mugs paying into the unions and stuff pies down my gob two at a time.
I also need a re-enforced bog seat for my lard arse. Vote for me and I guarantee you many more years of inarticulate shite, utter contempt for the public and more methane than a herd of cows.