Fucking frozen Britain more like!
"The UK's official weather forecasters are determined that winters should be mild, in the face of the frozen facts", says Christopher Booker, "The reason the Met Office so persistently gets its seasonal forecasts wrong is that it has been hi-jacked from the role for which we pay it nearly £200 million a year, to become one of the world's major propaganda engines for the belief in man-made global warming. Over the past three years, it has become a laughing stock for forecasts which are invariably wrong in the same direction."
So, there you have it, the Met Office are more interested in brainwashing all the gullible dumbfucks, that infest our streets, into thinking that there really is such a thing as MMGW rather than doing what the fuck we pay the lying little lickspittles to do.
Forecast the fucking weather!
Perhaps if the Met Orifice had used the big fuck off computer for what it was really intended, the County Councils wouldn't be running out of bastard rock salt and twatting grit!
Incidentally, I must be in the wrong job. This cunt has just got a 25% pay rise for fucking up the fucking forecasts!
CBBC Newsround get together with the Met Office
Here's the latest pic of Microdave's, now famous, Fiat Panda updated with the latest Grumpy Old Twat stickers. Excellent work MD and many thanks for all your support ;-)