Sunday, 24 January 2010

New Scotland Lard Arses

Many thanks to one of my regular commentors for sending this one in. I nearly choked on my full English breakfast when I saw it! Absolutely fucking priceless . . .


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14 comments:

ranger1640 said...

And remind me when was the last time anyone seen a cop on the beat. They are getting lard arses because they are never out of their fucking cars, demonization motorists.

Amusing Bunni said...

Some of the cops in Chicago look just as bad, they don't run very fast chasing criminals, like that, do they?

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

I've just looked up the Laughing Policeman by Charles Penrose.

In the lyrics:

He said "I must arrest you!"
He didn't know what for.
And then he started laughing
Until he cracked his fat old jaw.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Same as it ever was. Even in those days, plod would nick people for no good reason.

John R said...

Nice to see the politically correct restaurant "nanny" deciding what her customers are allowed to eat. No attempt to convince them to change, no options, no choice, just ban the meal they'd rather have.

The shape of things to come - or rather the way they already are in many parts of our country to day.

St Paul said...

Greggs the Bakers, purveyors of hand-held lard pastry snacks, are not feeling the recession and plan shortly to open a further 60 outlets.
View the horror.
http://www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/greggs

Captain Haddock said...

Yep .. agreed,a good laugh .. but the photo shows two blokes who are hardly in the "first flush" of youth are they ?

I suspect that if one looked, one could find people of that girth almost anywhere & in any job ..

I suspect that the silly decision by Susanna Dee will result in a large loss of income for the Met's Catering Dept .. as blokes will just go elsewhere to get what they want ..

Own goal .. or what ?

MAJOR Haddock said...

Naaah Haddock, wrong yet again.

How many times are you going to post here and just spout the normal boring crap you're 'famous' for?

Just grow up, stop being a 'student' and get a proper life!

You really are a tiresome little twerp.

Captain Haddock said...

MAJOR Haddock said...

Naaah Haddock, wrong yet again.

How many times are you going to post here and just spout the normal boring crap you're 'famous' for?

Just grow up, stop being a 'student' and get a proper life!

You really are a tiresome little twerp.

24 January 2010 20:56



If I'm getting up your nose, I must be doing something right ..

Barking Spider said...

You couldn't fucking make it up, mate!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Nice one G.O.T.

Anonymous said...

So once again the majority suffer because of the few.

There are probably hundreds of coppers that had that breakfast as a treat once a week but now that little bit of enjoyment has been taken away from them.

What was it Churchill said? Something about us all being equally miserable. That about sums up this Country.

Houdini said...

Go to the Eyes site and look at the picture of the copper with the Iraqi cunt that murdered people and we are now stuck with. I'm sure it's the same fucker as here.

Captain Haddock said...

Whilst I'd agree there is some resemblance between the Officers in both photos ..

The pic on "The Eye's" site (from the Telegraph) is captioned, showing the Iraqi leaving Wakefield Court ..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/7060947/Killer-cant-be-deported-because-he-might-kill-again.html

So the Pc in that pic would not be from the Met ..

Houdini said...

The PC in he original pic is from 19 years ago haddock. He could have been posted to the Met and he does look older in the above.