Saturday, 16 January 2010

Give Me Fucking Strength



Not only are the taxpayers footing the bill for all the low life chav scum to sit on their fat arses watching "I'm 48 stone, pregnant and looking for love", on daytime tv, whilst stuffing their faces with pizza and chips while guzzling cans of Stella, it appears we will be paying for their phone calls too.

From the 18th January mobile phone calls to around 70 of the DWP 0800 numbers will be free.

Yes, that's fucking right!
Mobile phone calls to claim benefits will be free.

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Yvette Cooper, said: "We don't want people who lose their jobs or the poorest pensioners to be penalised when they need to claim benefits."

Is it just me or is anyone else already walking around topless?

As I said . . . give me fucking strength.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

And the fucking mobile will be stolen the fucking cocksucking low shite.

Tory Totty Online said...

Fucked.

strongholdbarricades said...

It might also be because the newer generations tend to have mobiles and not bother about putting in a land line

Besides which they vandalised all the phone boxes that BT left

HeadsonPoles said...

You'd better pass me some of that red wine Grumpy.

Captain Haddock said...

Easy solution to this problem ..

Simply jam the lines by making continuous calls to DWP numbers .. they'll soon revise their stupid idea ..

And the beauty of it is .. it won't cost you a penny .. Ha ha

Oldrightie said...

Blinky's androgony, Yuk!

Mike Spilligan said...

Cooper-Balls has missed a trick here. By employing another 10,000 (of those who can remember what reading and writing is) in the DWP, they could phone all their "customers" daily, asking if everything's alright and thereby relieving them of actually doing anything at all.

Grumpy Old Man said...

The DWP could also make daily phonecalls to their "clients" pointing out any benefits they aren't claiming yet.A mirror-image of the banks phoning up asking me to borrow money I can't afford at an interest rate 900% more than it cost them to borrow.
BTW, Great site.

Joe Public said...

Next week's announcement will be to avoid disadvantaging the disadvantaged, they'll be offered free mobile phones, to make the calls to the Free-Phone numbers!

G.O.T. said...

Headson
You'd be welcome except I'm in danger of running out, so will undoubtedly have to move on to the single malt. Oh dear, what a fucking shame ;-)

Mike
PMSL at your comment until I realised that many a true word etc.
They'll probably bring that in after they win the election! (don't panic - I'm using the 'take an umbrella and it won't rain' analogy there)

banned said...

This is very good news indeed. Hopefully it will further discourage chavscum from visiting JobCenta+ in person, clogging up the pavements while shouting at their womenfok and setting their pitbulls on innocent passer by.

G.O.T. said...

@G.O.M

Aaaargh! The banks.
What the fuck is that with Fred Goodwin getting another job when he was supposed to be pensioned off . . . the money grabbing bastard!

btw, thanks for the kind words and welcome to the 'Grumpy Old' club ;-)

G.O.T. said...

You have a point there, Banned.

And I shan't miss the copious quantities of chavscum 'babbees' screaming their fucking lungs out 'cos theyz wunt anuvver draag on their ma's faag.

Cunts!

Amusing Bunni said...

THey do something similar in the State, I remember reading. The booby bimbo above was actually at some welfare office back in the fall, handing out cell phones. I hope they were set on speed dial to the mental ward...that's where they need to check in.
Lazy Bastards....they get on better than hard working people.

microdave said...

You're walking around topless???
I don't know if I find that thought more scary than Michelle Obama's picture above....