Friday, 8 January 2010

Important Winter Driving Advice





Be careful if you go out driving today.

Driving conditions are extremely hazardous, most of the roads still haven't be gritted, making it difficult to keep your vehicle pointing in the right direction. I even went off the road in my 4x4 today, whilst I was on the way into town, and I ended up running over my local MP.

It took me ten minutes of hard driving, across two fields, and a private golf course but I got the corrupt, thieving, fat fucker in the end ;-)





Incidentally, and totally O/T, it's time to update your blogrolls.
She's back . . . . and about fucking time too ;-)

.

13 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Nice one. Did the rescue chopper make it in time?

Lorenzo said...

Guvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmunt to cut gritting by 25% to conserve stocks, I take it all MPs will be switching off their heating for 6 hours each day to conserve tax payers money!

Captain Haddock said...

Running over an MP ... One ought to be able to claim a "kill" & mark it with a "Pink Piggy" sticker on the dashboard .. Ha ha ..

microdave said...

"Running over an MP ... One ought to be able to claim a "kill" & mark it with a "Pink Piggy" sticker on the dashboard .. Ha ha .."

I must give that a try - but I would put the stickers on the back, along with G.O.T's other artwork.....

Certainly been having some fun in the Panda today!

banned said...

Congratulations GOT but it does not solve the problem of there being no fucking milk to be had in my town for forty eight fucking hours! What's that all about ?

Joe Public said...

Trusting you reversed back over the trougher, just to make sure.

Barking Spider said...

Well done, Gotty, you should get a medal for services to the Country above and beyond the call of duty.

Captain Haddock said...

It could become a new pastime .. running over MP's & Peers ..

With a League Table .. the higher up the pecking order your victim .. the more points awarded ..

Perhaps with the award of a "Golden" Pig for the person who hits most .. or hits one of the top "hate" figures ..

Tory Totty Online said...

"Trusting you reversed back over the trougher, just to make sure."

. . . .took it home and shoved a spit up it's arse ready for roasting! Sunday lunch round yours tomorrow? ;-)

Thanks for the little mention dahling - much appreciated!

HeadsonPoles said...

You'll only get 3 points GOT, ask Harperson.

banned said...

I solved the Milk Myatery! All the country fuckers, with memories of being snowed in for weeks at a time, came into town and shipped out milk and bread by the pallet load leaving us poor city folk starving, cunts!

Captain Haddock said...

Like you Banned .. normally I'd decry this "siege" mentality buying ..

But as the Gummint has taken over the gritting of roads .. maybe its not such a bad idea after all ..

Things can only get worse now that McFuckwit has his digit in the pie ..

banned said...

I agree Cap'n Haddock, the leader of Sheffield Council ( still a Socialist Republic ?) was on the radio decrying this nationalisation of salting, though not calling it totalitarian, and all the fuckwittery that goes with that, which it clearly is.

He described how his council emergency committee met every 12 hours, 8am & 8pm to keep abreast of the local situation.
How the fuck is Browns poxy "NATIONAL SALT CELL/SELL(?)" which shut up shop from last Friday (8th. Jan), to next Tuesday (12th Jan) lazy wankers, going to cope with the local needs of Sheffield which includes everthing from genteel suburbs, inner city skank-holes, countryside idyls, Late Nite Club-Fuckers to rural deprevation inbreeding, bestiality and wotnot?

As the sinking Captain said. " Gentlemen, save yourselves".