Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Ballot for Tony Blair Seats



Sir John Chilcot, Chairman of The Iraq Inquiry, has just launched a public ballot for seats to watch Tony Blair give his evidence;

“There has been considerable interest from members of the public wanting to know how to get a seat for this particular hearing. Given the potential demand, we recognise the importance of providing people with certainty about whether or not they will be able to get into the hearings, particularly those who need to travel long distances. We believe the fairest way to do this is to allocate seats by ballot.”

The lying, warmongering fuckwit Tony Blair is due to appear sometime during the fortnight commencing 25th January. His lies cover up evidence will last for a full day and tickets are available for the morning and afternoon sessions which both last about 3 hours.

So, if you fancy hurling a few eggs observing the truth dodging cunt former Prime Minister telling the biggest fucking porky pies you ever heard his version of events, ballot forms can be downloaded from here.

Might be worth a go, don't you think?

Even if it's just for the chance to spit in the cunt's face ;-)

12 comments:

Tyburn Jig said...

I'd settle for a back-row seat at his hanging.

strongholdbarricades said...

Some enterprising sole could have a market stall outside selling items that are easily thrown

Bring On The Revolution said...

Beware the B-Liar!!!! Hang him high for treason along with the rest of the Labour Socialist cunts!!!

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

@Tyburn Jig
"I'd settle for a back-row seat at his hanging."

I'm setting things up right now.

It'll be Free-to-Air in the UK, but pay-per-view overseas which should make the event self-financing.

If you can't be there, I'm sure that having a pint down the pub watching it on the big screen would be nearly as good.

Mirtha Tidville said...

I`d lurve to be at the Hague when the lying twat got sent down for the rest of his life.....front seat or back...not bothered as long as I could see his face when he got `taken down`...

Joe Public said...

If Gordoom had had the foresight to auction the tickets, the National Debt would have benefitted enormously.

Oldrightie said...

He'll wow them. Chilcot will be seen to be another Simon Cowell as seats are traded for squillions. Bliar will go down as greater than Churchill or Maggie.
Me? I just think he's a smarmy, bi-sexual male preferenced but any port in need Cunt.

Anonymous said...

I believe that the families may have to be included in the ballot...in which case I think they should not be denied

HeadsonPoles said...

He'll get away with it and as OR says, will come out of this better than when he went in.
You don't think they really want to find anybody at fault for this balls up do you?
Get real.

banned said...

Chilcotts ballot for public seats will be a fix, 'two arses' Prescott will get them both.

bristolmoose said...

strongholdbarricades said...
"Some enterprising sole could have a market stall outside selling items that are easily thrown"


I'll have two with points, a big flat one and a packet of gravel.

Anonymous said...

I think a lot of people have missed the point here which is that in return for testifying Chilcott has offered Bliar complete immunity for his actions prior to and during the war.

This is Bliar's (and maybe Brown's) get out of jail free card just in case the next government decide to prosecute him. The 'Inquiry' is a whitewash that is designed NOT to come to any conclusions that damage nulabor.

We've been duped yet again.