Fucking frozen Britain more like!
"The UK's official weather forecasters are determined that winters should be mild, in the face of the frozen facts", says Christopher Booker, "The reason the Met Office so persistently gets its seasonal forecasts wrong is that it has been hi-jacked from the role for which we pay it nearly £200 million a year, to become one of the world's major propaganda engines for the belief in man-made global warming. Over the past three years, it has become a laughing stock for forecasts which are invariably wrong in the same direction."
So, there you have it, the Met Office are more interested in brainwashing all the gullible dumbfucks, that infest our streets, into thinking that there really is such a thing as MMGW rather than doing what the fuck we pay the lying little lickspittles to do.
Forecast the fucking weather!
Perhaps if the Met Orifice had used the big fuck off computer for what it was really intended, the County Councils wouldn't be running out of bastard rock salt and twatting grit!
Incidentally, I must be in the wrong job. This cunt has just got a 25% pay rise for fucking up the fucking forecasts!
+++UPDATE 1+++
CBBC Newsround get together with the Met Office
+++UPDATE 2+++
Here's the latest pic of Microdave's, now famous, Fiat Panda updated with the latest Grumpy Old Twat stickers. Excellent work MD and many thanks for all your support ;-)
24 comments:
'lickspittles'HAHA..fucking brilliant Gotty.
Couldn't have said it better myself
What else do you expect from the met office, after all, over the past 13 years or so of force-feeding us this MMGW climate change propaganda shite they have become just another branch of the fucking Labour party, just the same as the fucking commie socialist muzzie-loving BBC and the same with that wretched toilet paper socialist rag that is the Guardian pravda "newspaper". The same with all the politically corect so-called "public services" and of course the utterly useless wankers that are the Old Bill, all infested with fucking Labour-leftie stooges. The tenticles of this dreadful socialist regime we are forced to suffer get fucking everywhere!!!
What morons! At least can't lie and spin this. You have concrete proof, with all the ice & snow, that they fucked up! I saw a story on Chicago news this morning how the whole of England is shut down due to blizzards! People should just call in and take the day off ;-)
here's a story that deserves more attention, yuk the bnp have it but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be more wildly circulated;
http://bnp.org.uk/2010/01/climate-change-fanatics-shocked-as-new-scientific-paper-reveals-zero-atmospheric-carbon-increase/
dave @ ukwebspider
I think it could be time to change the stickers on the back of my car....
Funny that as their predictions plumb greater depths of error and inaccuracy the language from bollock-brained "scientists" of the Met. becomes more and more hysterical.
Apparently we don't have heavy rain or snowstorms any more.
Oh no.
Unsustainable, nasty, fossil-fuel-burning, AGW-denying heretics that we are, we now reap the whirlwind and are experiencing :
EXTREME WEATHER EVENTS
Shit, I'm scared. Al Gore must have been right all along. "The Day After Tomorrow" was a documentary after all. Tax me out of existence, right now. I'll stop living - right now - and hand over all my cash to some Third World shithole (or "Bristol" as we call it locally) to atone for simply breathing these 50 some-odd years.
Like fuck.
It is not just the Met Office and BBC forecasters whch now describe any passing shower of rain as a disaster for the sake of spin. Almost any major body that is supposed to have an independent and considered approach to their function is obliged to follow the government line irrespective of the consequences.
When this big freeze is eventually over we shall have terrible floods. Then The AGW nuts will forget the freeze!
Well said Demetrius, It's just like old soviet times in this fucking Gordon "Stalin" Brown Labour-run shit hole of a country now...Absolutely everything controlled by the Kremlin,Absolutely everyone must "toe the party line" any dissenters are ruthlessly sent off to the gulag. All at the alter of this new religion of this "global warming/climate change", "diversity/multicultureism" utter bullshit. The ONLY way to rid our country of these useless retarded Labour Leftie fuckwits that infest every aspect of our lives and take OUR country back is by way of revolution!!
Sorry O/T, GOT, but I giggled inwardly reading this and imagining what you might do with it. ;-)
@ Dick Puddlecote - Seconded!
But "The Cancelling Of Debt" - They can't be serious, can they????
Nice one Dick!
Leave it with me and watch this space ;-)
@Microdave
Any new pics of the car yet? ;-)
"Barbeque summer" "mild winter" Doesn't matter they are signed up to the man made global warming scam and are therefore are a protected species.Not so long ago they were predicting the climate 2050?? Do they use a pin or or draw predictions from a hat? A discrete silence might be more appropriate.
Thank goodness for Global Warming.
It'd be really, really cold if mankind hadn't created all that extra CO2
"Any new pics of the car yet? ;-)"
Maybe tomorrow some time - my printer ran out of ink....
The Met Office posted up their Winter Seasonal Forcast on Nov 27th. It predicted a 25% chance of a "colder winter than usual".
Following the week of severe weather around Christmas they slyly changed it to "45% chance..."
They did that on Dec.30th, here
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/seasonal/2009/winter/?zoneid=79042
but without bothering to mention that they had changed it in retrospect because they were so spectacularly wrong.
Any idiot can make "forcasts" in hindsight.
Oh, and they are due to announce tht 2009 was 'warmer than usual", they really do take us for fools, cunts.
Mind you GOT if it wasn't for fucking old Fiat Pandas like that one, we wouldn't have Global Wrming!
Steady on DL, you sound like you actual believe AGW is real ;-)
It takes more energy to make a car than it ever uses in its life time - so I'm doing my bit for the environment....
And it doesn't have a "CAT" converting one lot of pollution into another - CO2!
Well done for pointing out the bollocks. BTw it was not Charlie Brooker, it was Christopher Brooker (no relation - @telegraph). Charlie brooker works for the Grauniad and so is contracted to chemical castration upon detection of independent thought on the issue of climate change.....
Thanks for that John, glad you like the ads, keep spreading the word!
Apologies for the fuck up with the author's name, I have now amended the post ;-)
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