Monday, 11 January 2010

Bonkers Gordon Caption Competition


24 comments:

Grandad said...

Have either of you chaps got the antidote to the superglue? I seem to have done that thing with my fingers again.

ukwebspiderdotcom said...

Hi

I recently created a new blog aimed at bloggers for getting the latest news. I track over 400 websites and blogs.

http://ukwebspider.blogspot.com/


Hope you find it useful

Regards

Dave

banned said...

Mandys thinking " We really can't go on like this, how many more times do I have to save this cretin?"

Dazed And Confused said...

Gordon:

"Fear not mere mortals, for I now have the backing of a new Strategic advisor who will run an election campaign, from inside my head."

Fidothedog said...

"We have all come to the conclusion that Gordon, don't take it the wrong way, but your a fucking cunt."

Clarinda said...

Mandelson ponders...
"We've tried everything, if the Mexican Finger trap doesn't work there's only exploding underpants left".

Uncle Marvo said...

If I hold them like this you can't see the blood, can you?

HeadsonPoles said...

Mandy - "Oh no he's pulling *that* face - he's followed through again.."

Amusing Bunni said...

They are thinking "Why is McFuckwit playing "itsy bitsy spider with his fingers? He needs to set up the table seating for lunch, it's already 5:30 pm for fuck's sake".

Demetrius said...

Mine is the biggest one.

Anonymous said...

And as you can see gentlemen our climate czar Ed would have brought his 'settled science' but the dog ate it.

Anonymous said...

'yes I know I'm a complete cunt everyone tells me that'

Tony Blair said...

Mandelson

"Who Farted?"

strongholdbarricades said...

Ed casually adopts defensive posture, much to Mandy's annoyance

Captain Haddock said...

"This is the Church and here's the steeple ... I can fool all of the people" ..

strongholdbarricades said...

...and what is your favourite biscuit Prime Mentalist?

strongholdbarricades said...

Flunky: How do you keep a cunt in suspense

P.M.: I don't know

Captain Haddock said...

"How do you keep a cunt in suspense" ?

With the latest "Jack Ketch" tie ...

Joe Public said...

"Let me introduce you to my successor. And his boss."

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Snot Goblin: "No he is not a rabbit, he's a PĂșca. He is my closest adviser. I trust everything that he and the other voices in my head say. Not like these two here; I can’t trust them.”

Anonymous said...

So that's agreed then, Global Tax it is.

Gobshite said...

'Preparations A to G were failures. I now present you Preparation H!'

'What's that Milime?'

Shades Of Ansel said...

McSnot. ' Hold your hands like this and prey to me peasant,for I am the saviour of the world.'Amen.

Any Colour but Brown said...

You know, masturbation is a wonderful release.