Saturday, 30 January 2010

Grumpy Old Twats Are Superior


Thanks to an email inbox facility and the eagle eye of Joe Public, a regular commentor here, I can now confirm what grumpy old twats like me have known all along: Grumpiness is a sign of advanced civilisation.

Vindicated at last!

Mind you, it doesn't say anything about fucking swearing or behaving like a complete cunt and I'm not too over shitting joyed about being compared to a chimpanzee either but it's nice to see that I'm a bit higher up the evolutionary ladder than most fuckwits would give us grumps credit for.

Fuck me, I wonder if Grandad has seen the article yet?
Perhaps somebody should tell him ;-)

14 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

I remember seeing a David Attenborough "special" on Bonobos some years ago & from what I recall they're too busy shagging to take time out to "evolve" ..

In fact I once worked with a bloke, whose inclinations were much the same .. his nickname ? ... Yep, you've got it ... Lol

G.O.T. said...

Captain H,
I should be so fucking lucky ;-)

Captain Haddock said...

Ahhh .. but the thing about male Bonobos Gotty, is that if there isn't a female about, no problem ... they'll just grab the nearest male & give him one ..

If it moves, a Bonobo will attempt to shag it ...

Not sure I'd consider that particularly lucky .. Lol

String 'em up! said...

I remember seeing a David Attenborough "special" on Bonobos some years ago & from what I recall they're too busy shagging to take time out to "evolve" ..

That could also explain why so few council estate Stella swiggers are ever able to break out of the cycle of welfare dependency.
Nice to know it's now cool to be an intolerant ranter, though!

Katabasis said...

I double plus like this.

G.O.T. said...

Ouch! Steady on there Cap H, I'm not that fucking desperate ;-)

G.O.T. said...

Kata
Grumpy old bastards everywhere will be able to dine out on this article for fucking years.

Monkey arse rape issues aside, of course ;-)

Grandad said...

Vindicated at last!

Of course, just because we are top of the food chain it doesn't mean we can't still shag everything in sight?

Captain Haddock said...

Very good lads ..

The bloke I worked with would have shagged the "crack of dawn" given half a chance .. Lol

microdave said...

At last - some good news!!!

Lawson Narse said...

Ermmm... Does this mean Gordon isn't as thick as we all thought after all?

G.O.T. said...

Grandad
Vindicated indeed and it's certainly added an extra special 'grump' to my oulook on things today. Now where did I put that inflatable Ann Widdecombe?

MD
Get it while you can before Labour tax the fuck out of that too ;-)

Lawson
I had a feeling someone might mention that, please don't even go there, although Cap H's notion of monkey arse rape does seem to suit Gordon somewhat ;-)

Oldrightie said...

May I say, politely, that for OR you are preaching to the fucking converted!

microdave said...

"Now where did I put that inflatable Ann Widdecombe?" - What a terrifying thought.....

"If it moves, a Bonobo will attempt to shag it ..." - I wonder if Mrs Dale reads this blog??