Monday, 24 August 2009

Mandelson Caption Competition

21 comments:

Houdini said...

If it was just a bit thicker I would marry the little old cunt.

Fidothedog said...

I am replacing Gordon with this.

frosty said...

Mandlesons doctor shows off tool used in prostate operation.

Dark Lochnagar said...

"Do you want me to give you a tune on your Clarinet?"

Oldrightie said...

Gives the same psychological assuage, and stays legal!

All Seeing Eye said...

Meet my new friend Cassanunder, the world's greatest lover-dwarf.

(With apologies to TP)

Tony Dewhurst said...

Little man with a big prick.

Tony Blair said...

Mandy " I suppose a blow job is out of the question"

Dark Lochnagar said...

Where's my prize?

Kinderling said...

Bringing Sharia Law to the Prols. Mandy: "I introduce to you the male burkha. Not only can I marry four at one time, I can also divorce by saying "I Civiless you, I Civiless, you I Civiless you".

JMT said...

I am minted, this little gut tells me he is a head-hunter!!

Anonymous said...

Say hello to my little boyfriend!

(In a bad Cuban accent)

Lofa on the sofa said...

small man with a big tool

Lofa on the Sofa said...

PM:'At last!! someone who's genuinely pleased to see me.'

Robin B'stard MP said...

When Reinaldo has a headache, i just blow this one up!

G.O.T. said...

Prize?
Did some fucker say prize?

This is G.O.T.'s blog not Sun fucking wingo bingo or a scratch and fucking sniff snotto lotto card!

Awh, ok then maybe I can think of something seeing as there seems to be some excellent suggestions so far. Mind you, I'll have to be in a better fucking mood than I'm in at the moment.

Keep going . . . .

frosty said...

"I think it is obscene that people are able to share music and film files on the internet and i intend to get the practise made illegal including the confiscation of the criminals computer as soon as possible, however having a pygmy sized amazonian midget with a twelve inch cock give it you up the brown star wil be made available on the NHS
soon but will only be free to the unemployed and asylum seekers"

Anonymous said...

He looks good enough to eat ( and we ain't talkin 'bout the black guy here either )

Kinderling said...

Wives wear bangles for ever-longer necks. (Pigmy face superimposed by Microsoft).

Kinderling said...

"You said I had to be with Gourdon Brown"

Anonymous said...

Gourd-on-Brown geddit?