Hazel Blears Car Attacker Named

Here's this excellent scoop from Gigits . . .

Greater Manchester Police, who are investigating the vandalism of Hazel Blears car, have ceased their questioning of local hoodies, crack heads and law abiding (but annoyed) constituents after new and sensational evidence came to light, late last night.

The following photo has been e-mailed to the GMP Chief Constable:

The anonymous e-mail sender alleges that Gordon Brown has a habit of smashing up the cars of people who annoy him. The photo (above) was apparenly taken as Brown trashed Caroline Flint's car earlier this year, after she called him a "sexist, one-eyed, moronic tosser".

Police, who suspect that his ludicrous "voluntary work" announcement of last week was merely a ruse to cover a planned auto-vandalism spree, are now trying to track Brown down before he can do more damage.

When asked about the identity of the anonymous-emailer, a Greater Manchester Police spokesman said the sending e-mail address was "P.Mandleson@FSecState.Gov.UK", which rang no bells with them whatsoever...