Thursday, 6 August 2009

Not Too Safe For Work


See how close you can get to the exact answer
that I have written down on the back
of an empty bank account statement and
placed into the safe at G.O.T. Towers.

It should be staring you in the face ;-)

35 comments:

Henry North London said...

three are men wearing scary makeup and one is a cunt


Wv cortest... Almost

Goodnight Vienna said...

Is that Heath Ledger? If so is the answer that he's the only dead tw@t?

CryBaby said...

Gordon's the odd one out. He is the only cunt there who isn't joking.

Oldrightie said...

HL is the odd one out. The only one not a Queynte.

Sue said...

Just one useful c*nt there, the rest are useless?

TheBigYin said...

I only wish I could see the cunts face...but there's too much makeup!

Dr. Dave said...

A perfect fucking likeness. Gotta close the window now. I ignored your "not safe for work" warning.

G.O.T. said...

Thanks to all of you that have had a go!

Great suggestions so far and funny as fuck they are too but no-one has got it spot on yet. However, a couple of you are quite close ;-)

Keep trying, I'm sure someone will twig it in the end.

Ginro said...

The joker is the odd one out because he isn't a pussy.

Ginro said...

...or the only one that isn't a twat, cunt, or whichever way you want to put it.

Gigits said...

Three cunts and a dead Australian actor?

GOT: Your "Brown Joker" is way better than mine... boo hooo... ya bastard! ;-)

Barking Spider said...

Heath Ledger only played the part of a fictional cunt, the other three are real cunts.

j said...

There's only one Brown twat (Copyright: D Cameron)

Robin B'stard MP said...

The cunt.

The other three all look like they've been down on it during rag week.

Dazed and Confused said...

Three red cunts and one dead cunt?

Or is that just the colour that the vagina has appeared?

All Seeing Eye said...

Brilliant (as usual!) but no way I can cross-post this one. Excellent effort.

G.O.T. said...

Ooh another couple of close ones!

Hint: The ones that are close are missing a vital adjective, if that's of any help ;-)

Gigs
Not my work but sent to me by a mutual friend of ours but rest assured I'm still a bastard. Pigsy reminds me everyday!

Dazed and Confused said...

Heath Ledger was the only one with balls enough to kill himself?

Dark Lochnagar said...

The cunt is the only one, who when it's lips move, isn't lying to you.

The cunt is the only one with pink instead of red lips.

They're all twats but only one is a hairy twat.

Only one went to Heriot Watt uni.

The cunt is the only one that's carpeted.

"You've got a lovely big fanny, fanny fanny"he said. "you don't have to repeat yourself", she said.
"I didn't, it was the echo" he replied.

Getting too obscure now!

Barking Spider said...

"Proper" cunts?

Dr. Dave said...

They're all fucking fuck the fuck off cunts?

Robin B'stard MP said...

The Cunt, as it cant help being a cunt.

Or.....

Brown, as he's the biggest cunt out of the 4.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Four tw@ts but only one of them is useful.

CryBaby said...

really want to know now

G.O.T. said...

Ok then, the clue is in the picture of the 'lady front bottom'. It's subtle of course but it will lead you to the answer ;-)

Warsteiner said...

The lady's is the only vertical gash ?

Robin B'stard MP said...

Ah yes, the other three licked all the jam off!

moorlandhunter said...

GOT, you do make me laugh. Please keep me rib tickled with your satire.

Gigits said...

Come on, mate. What's the answer?

Joe Public said...

OK, we give up.

Post your answer before everyone forgets you've asked a question!

j said...

One badly needs a shave?

G.O.T. said...

Ok then here is the answer!

Heath Ledger, the dead actor, is of course the odd one out. All the others really are lying cunts!

Btw, if you had clicked on the pic, the answer was in the name of the jpg ;-)

Thanks to all of you for joining in the fun and maybe I'll do another one of these sometime ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

G.O.T. Who says he's dead. He's working in a chippy in Bradford alonside Michael Jackson.

G.O.T. said...

Many a true word DL ;-)

Amusing Bunni said...

Yippiee, I guessed it, HL was out...the rest were the 3, well you know!