Bob 'The Bellend' Ainsworth

Oi Bob!

Say 'cheese'!

Go and fucking jerk yourself off for a change, instead of our British Troops, you useless wig wearing wanker. When you've finished that why not go and have a look at yourself here to see what people really think about you.

And if that's not enough to convince you how about checking your entry in Wiggipedia?

That should have you crying into your tatty twatty 'tash, you twat!

Tip of the todger to Varsteiner