A 'Sign Of The Times' Phonetic Alphabet

I was so pissed off with having to converse with the fucking muppets they employ at Call Centres that I decided to compose an alternative phonetic alphabet, based on the incompetence of Gordoom Brown and his Nulabore cronies.

I have found it most amusing when having to spell out my name/address etc.

The fuckwits, of course, do not find it as entertaining as I do.

Like I give a fuck. It makes me feel good.

A Anal Bandit

B Brownfinger

C Cunt

D Dictatorship

E Economically Fucked

F Fascist State

G Gordoom

H Hell

I Injustice

J Junkett

K Kakistocracy

L Lying

M Meddlesome

N Nanny State

O Objectionable

P Pravda

Q Querken

R Righteous

S Stealth Tax

T Totalitarian

U Unelected

V Vainglory

W We Are All Fucked

X Xenophilia

Y Yonderly

Z ZaNuLabore

You might also be interested to know that my name/address includes, 'w' four times,  'a' three times, 'e' twice and 'o' twice.

Oh, and try spelling New Labour.

Good times!