My prediction of world cup mediocrity was proven quicker than I expected. The German kiddy squad make our overweight, geriatric millionaires look very, very pedestrian. Must carry their wallets and condoms in their shorts?
Cap' Haddock , them sniper rounds ARE VERY unstable in the air, just look at all the politicians that are still standing.... Maybe the England team needed a politician in goal, theyve proved very able their expenses and/or deflecting problems well away from themselves. Put Abbot in goal, be no room to get the ball past then, course an MP would only save the ball from the net if they were told it was full of £50 notes that would disappear if the ball touched the net!! (and they are pretty good at playing away from home with other fellows balls judging from the last debacle)
missed 'Saving' between able and their in the last post...ooooo misssed saving...maybe its an epidemic/pandemic and we should all get innoculated as soon as possible...I bet Greenie would be likee a pin cushion given the mood of the country..
The reason so many Politicians are still standing is that the Rifle hasn't (yet) been placed in the hands of someone correctly trained in its use & deployment Indy ..
Why else do you think B'Liar, McSnot & Cameroon were and are so desperately eager to keep the "lads" tied up in dirty little foreign wars ?
As for putting FlAbbot in goal, I think that might be in contravention of the Geneva Convention .. which is an "odd" piece of legislation in itself .. I could never quite work out why it was an offence to clean one's bayonet with "Brasso" in case an enemy caught blood poisoning .. but yet, one was trained in how to stab some fucker to death with the bloody thing ..
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Hahahahahahahahaha... Twit! LOL
My prediction of world cup mediocrity was proven quicker than I expected. The German kiddy squad make our overweight, geriatric millionaires look very, very pedestrian. Must carry their wallets and condoms in their shorts?
The ball was (apparently) .. "unstable in the air" ...
Well, of course if was .. its a fucking Football, not a "match-grade" round fired from a Sniper rifle .. DUH !!!
Didn't watch the match, natch, but on reading the score instantly thought 1-1 against America = fail
Bastards, the lot of you...he who laughs last...
Hehehehehehe...
You didn't miss much, by all accounts, unlike the twatting goalkeeper!
... and Butterfingers Bobbie was "unstable on the ground" ;)
.... and their over-fucking-inflated egos, eh.
More like twat ;)
Well at least that's one spill the USA won't be moaning about!
Cap' Haddock , them sniper rounds ARE VERY unstable in the air, just look at all the politicians that are still standing....
Maybe the England team needed a politician in goal, theyve proved very able their expenses and/or deflecting problems well away from themselves.
Put Abbot in goal, be no room to get the ball past then, course an MP would only save the ball from the net if they were told it was full of £50 notes that would disappear if the ball touched the net!! (and they are pretty good at playing away from home with other fellows balls judging from the last debacle)
missed 'Saving' between able and their in the last post...ooooo misssed saving...maybe its an epidemic/pandemic and we should all get innoculated as soon as possible...I bet Greenie would be likee a pin cushion given the mood of the country..
The reason so many Politicians are still standing is that the Rifle hasn't (yet) been placed in the hands of someone correctly trained in its use & deployment Indy ..
Why else do you think B'Liar, McSnot & Cameroon were and are so desperately eager to keep the "lads" tied up in dirty little foreign wars ?
As for putting FlAbbot in goal, I think that might be in contravention of the Geneva Convention .. which is an "odd" piece of legislation in itself .. I could never quite work out why it was an offence to clean one's bayonet with "Brasso" in case an enemy caught blood poisoning .. but yet, one was trained in how to stab some fucker to death with the bloody thing ..
Funny old world .. :-D
England have got a new coach its picking them up from heathrow thursday morning
The FA have just launched a helpline for disappointed fans its 0800 101010 thats 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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