They are thinking "Why is McFuckwit playing "itsy bitsy spider with his fingers? He needs to set up the table seating for lunch, it's already 5:30 pm for fuck's sake".
Snot Goblin: "No he is not a rabbit, he's a Púca. He is my closest adviser. I trust everything that he and the other voices in my head say. Not like these two here; I can’t trust them.”
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Have either of you chaps got the antidote to the superglue? I seem to have done that thing with my fingers again.
Mandys thinking " We really can't go on like this, how many more times do I have to save this cretin?"
Gordon:
"Fear not mere mortals, for I now have the backing of a new Strategic advisor who will run an election campaign, from inside my head."
"We have all come to the conclusion that Gordon, don't take it the wrong way, but your a fucking cunt."
Mandelson ponders...
"We've tried everything, if the Mexican Finger trap doesn't work there's only exploding underpants left".
If I hold them like this you can't see the blood, can you?
Mandy - "Oh no he's pulling *that* face - he's followed through again.."
They are thinking "Why is McFuckwit playing "itsy bitsy spider with his fingers? He needs to set up the table seating for lunch, it's already 5:30 pm for fuck's sake".
Mine is the biggest one.
And as you can see gentlemen our climate czar Ed would have brought his 'settled science' but the dog ate it.
'yes I know I'm a complete cunt everyone tells me that'
Mandelson
"Who Farted?"
Ed casually adopts defensive posture, much to Mandy's annoyance
"This is the Church and here's the steeple ... I can fool all of the people" ..
...and what is your favourite biscuit Prime Mentalist?
Flunky: How do you keep a cunt in suspense
P.M.: I don't know
"How do you keep a cunt in suspense" ?
With the latest "Jack Ketch" tie ...
"Let me introduce you to my successor. And his boss."
Snot Goblin: "No he is not a rabbit, he's a Púca. He is my closest adviser. I trust everything that he and the other voices in my head say. Not like these two here; I can’t trust them.”
So that's agreed then, Global Tax it is.
'Preparations A to G were failures. I now present you Preparation H!'
'What's that Milime?'
McSnot. ' Hold your hands like this and prey to me peasant,for I am the saviour of the world.'Amen.
You know, masturbation is a wonderful release.
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