Thursday, 24 December 2009

Snow Fucking Joke!




We don't all live within 6 fucking feet of a motorway or drive a big fuck off 4 x fucking 4. When the fuck are you grit shy Highways halfwits going to get your act together and clear the sodding snow and ice off the roads so that I can get my Christmas shopping done!

I've paid my car tax, I've paid my council tax. So I suggest that you bollocksy-piss-wank, lardy arsed, desk jockey jerk offs  get the fuck on with what I've fucking well paid you to do.

And don't give me any of that shit about "doing my christmas shopping sooner". I don't work for a government department therefore, unlike you, I have not been able to take the fucking piss and 'pop into town' to do my Christmas shopping when I was supposed to be working.

That is all.

24 comments:

subrosa said...

Snowing here again and not a plough or gritter in sight.

Sod it, they can do without more cheese, bread and cream, I've had enough!

Dark Lochnagar said...

GOT Those 2 inch snow drifts can be a bastard when you're not used to them!

G.O.T. said...

You're not kidding DL, even with my foot flat to the floor I still couldn't seem to get much forward momentum ;-)

I think Subrosa has the right idea. I'm staying in the warm, I'll send Pigsy out later ;-)

Oldrightie said...

Ain't this AGW a gas?

Goodnight Vienna said...

You have a lovely turn of phrase GoT. As SR suggests, just put more coal on the fire and open the Burgundy.

All Seeing Eye said...

Hope that's not your current tax disc - it says July 2009 on it you tax-dodging Old Twat.

Merry Christmas to one and all from TheEye.

microdave said...

My small "fuck off 4 x fucking 4" was put to good use this morning, pulling a neighbours car out of our cul de sac. The main roads are clear now, but the pavements are lethal - compacted snow that's been rained on.

No sign of any help from Highways, and the salt bin round the corner is empty, so I ended up buying some dishwasher salt from the supermarket. Maybe I should send the bill to the council?

Ken Frost isn't too happy either:
http://nannyknowsbest.blogspot.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-brighton-and-hove.html

Cheers!

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

GOT, you have unrealistic expectations. It is a holiday week, winterval week no less. You can’t go round with the idea that public sector workers will do anything; they will lock you up for being delusional. You’ll have to wait until the second or third week of January for the gritting to happen.

G.O.T. said...

GV
That's just what I'm about to do.
Cheers!!

OR
It's taking the piss isn't it. Global fucking warmimg my arse!

Fidothedog said...

My town is a bastard skating rink, I'd have the public sector workers out with shovels the cunts.

G.O.T. said...

Well spotted by TheEye! Actually, it appears that I may have purchased it a few days early as it wasn't due 'til Aug 1st. What the fuck was I thinking of! Right then, I'll just have to be a few days late for the next one ;-)

MD
Nice work mate. Perhaps I should call you next time and bung a few quid your way for services rendered. Then ask for a deduction off my council fucking tax. And another thing, we don't have any street lights around here either. Bastards!

HAB
You're probably spot on but I was rather counting on a few of those money grabbing bastards that only turn out when there's quadruple time on offer, for working out of hours! No, you're right, I'm just fucking deluded ;-)

Barking Spider said...

It's the same around here, Gotty, what the fuck is it we pay them for again?... certainly not for any services!

banned said...

I do live within a few yards of a pretend motorway but I was still sliding all over the place like some cunt on Monday at 06.30 in the a.m. trying to get to Plymouth so called Airport with black ice on every fucking roundabout approaching Derriford.

Fuck me, the gritters finally made an appearance yesterday ( Weds.) as the temp zoomed up to 5 degrees C for a few hours and all the ice melted for a while making it safe for the gritters to sally forth.

Lazy fuckers too worried about their Christmas "Do's", don't give a shit about leaving the motorist in the lurch, cunts one-&-all.

Amusing Bunni said...

Merry Christmas Eve, GOT & Friends!
It's so horrible in Chicago I can't even WALK the sidewalks....solid ICE everywhere, snow/rain storms that turned into sleet, now solid ice!
I can't go out to lunch, shop, anything! Boo Hoo.
Luckily I have some beer and food in the fridge.

Perhaps you and your friends can work some magic with this video by the obugger loving fuckwits at the DNC. Someone made it with "ObamaBlows", but everytime I try something equally witty, it comes back "friend" Ha, they might have caught on what a joke this is....still, this one is good for a laugh!

http://holiday.barackobama.com/Holiday-2009.aspx?uid=ad20a41c-2573-4f64-a9d3-75057ca94a7c&g=0,1,0,0,1,0,0,4,0,0&s=Andres,Danny,Chuck,Bill,Bad,BadMayo,C,Obama,OBAMABLOWS,ObamaBlows

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, ONE AND ALL!
Keep, warm, dry and toasted....oppos, toasty..hee hee Bunnikins

Amusing Bunni said...

Ok, I did a post just now! Thanks G.O.T. for the card! It worked with your magic touch! I linked you too!

This funny post here

Corrugated Soundbite said...

I certainly sympathise with your position Bunni, as I've been in exactly the same predicament myself. A straight choice - getting to work or saving my spinal column. I did just about make it in some 50 minutes late this morning :-)

Councils = useless, otherwise unemployable twats. And a shitty Christmas to them all. Hope their turkeys have salmonella poisoning in them!

As for everyone else (barring mainstream politicians and their little helpers), have a peaceful and relaxing Christmas and New Year.

Bring On The Revolution said...

I could not put it better myself G.O.T!! Fucking lazy useless cunts all those Labour leftie socialist public sector "workers" are. What fucking wankers, first they don't empty the bins any more and now they can't be arsed to grit the roads either (probably something to do with elf & safety) and don't forget Council tax has more than doubled under these Labour fuckwits, what fucking cheeky thieving cunts! The best way to fuck this useless, thieving, corrupt, utter shambles of a "government" up is a mass TOTAL refusal to pay ANY Tax WHATSOEVER!! Hope That cunt Brown and all his fuckwit cronies have the most shitty and crappy Christmas ever!!
Have a wonderful Christmas G.O.T and all the fellow contributors too!! Don't know what we would do without this wonderful site!!!
P.S I nominate that usless fuckwit cunt by the name of Body bag Bob the Knob Ainsworth as the biggest cunt that ever walked this earth! I know it's the umpteenth cunting he has had, but that dreadful Marxist IRA-supporting/muzzie-loving cunt of a creature is just such an utterly worthless piece of shit!

Snarky Basterd said...

Maybe they used your tax money to fly Gordoom to Copenhagen, and then picked him up an extra glass eye ... in case he loses the other one up his ass.

BTW: The Keyanfuck thing you did for Bunni is outfuckingrageously amusing.

Harry Hook said...

Hope the bar code isn't the original... Merry Christmas.

banned said...

Oh yeah, I forgot, Merry Christmas G.O.T. and All, time to hit the Laphroig.

David Vance said...

Yes, it is annoying that the State decides to abandon us the one day in the year when we need true grit!

Anyway - Happy Christmas G.O.T. from the heart of A Tangled Web.

moorlandhunter said...

Too right.
My mother-in-laws house was up for sale after her death for 5 years and the Council demanded full Council Tax for all but six month and it was empty. My mother had to go into sheltered housing and is paying council tax for her flat. Her big old Victorian semi was empty for 6 months except for a 3 piece suite so the council are demanding £550 back tax as it was not ‘substantially empty’ even though no one lives there.
Outrageous and the bastards won’t empty our bins because of the snow….a health and safety issue over a bin lorry spinning a wheel on the snow, yet delivery trucks come and go. Fuming!!

Bob de Bilde said...

Hi GOT.

Hope you don't mind, I have reposted this blog on mine

Bob

G.O.T. said...

No worries Bob, help yourself!