How do you fancy telling our Prime Minister mono eyed, pant pissing, testicle tickling, globally retarded, worldwide wally of a wankstain, what his New Year Resolutions should be?
Well then, you'll be over-fucking-joyed to know that you can email your suggestions, direct to him, via this handy little widget.
If by any chance you absolutely adore Gordon Brown (Fuck me! I guess somebody does somewhere although they must be in desperate need of a fucking brain transplant) then how about sending an email to one of the other party leaders. You can also choose from; David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Alex Salmond, Leuan Wyn Jones, Martin McGuiness and Peter Robinson.
Fuck it, knock yourselves out!
Why not send them all one . . . I did ;-)
feel free to share your suggestions with us all, in the comments here!