Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Shitty Fucking Christmas . . .

. . . to all the corrupt, troughing bastards of the 646 who think it's their God given right to continually fleece the fuck out of us . . .




BUT to all the people, over the last twelve months, who have read my offensive nonsense, followed my offensive nonsense, commented on my offensive nonsense and have generally given me their valued support for all my offensive nonsense activities . . . . .

. . . . I genuinely offer my grateful thanks and I hope that you, and your family, have the best Christmas that you can possibly have and I send you all my best wishes, for whatever your dreams may be, for 2010.

Cheers!

22 comments:

microdave said...

My dreams for the future? Well for starters how about the downfall of the EU, followed by the UN & the IPCC.
I'm not sure I'll see that happening, but who knows?

I'm pleased to have been a small part of your offensive ramblings, If only we could reach the millions who waste their lives watching Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity etc. They will be the ones complaining "Nobody Told Me" when the shit REALLY starts flying...

All the best for Christmas.

LSP said...

Top level offensiveness - have the merriest Christmas, provided of course that it hasn't been banned in the land of hope and erstwhile glory.

Cheers.

Captain Haddock said...

I'd go along with Microdave .. but also include all the sodding Quango's too .. along with Social Workers, Pinko-bed-wetting-Liberals & other assorted fuckwits ..

A Merry Christmas to one & all .. With the exception of those listed above . Lol

Catosays said...

Wot all of them said but in spades!!

Corrugated Soundbite said...

A Merry Christmas to one and all, and as hassle free a 2010 as is possible.

And if a little offence has been caused to the 646, I think we can probably drink to that!

The Filthy Engineer said...

Merry Christmas G.O.T.

Next year will be worse I think, as GB's scorched earth policy continues.

Can we not just hang them?

Darren said...

fuck me i wish my family would come home. Happy xmas GOT you keep my days alive, along with the others.

Captain Haddock said...

Just to lighten the atmosphere a little ..

Did you hear about the 40 Pikeys who arrived at the Pearly Gates, seeking to set up an illegal camp ?

When St Peter saw them he said "Whoa, I wasn't expecting you lot, I'd better go speak to God" .. with that, he hurried off ..

He returned a short time later & said "God says we've only room for 12 of you, so decide amongst yourselves who comes in and who doesn't" ..

About 10 minutes later Peter returns & to his amazement .. there's no-one there ..

So he runs back to God and all out of breath he pants "They've gone, they've gone" ..

And God says "What, all 40 of 'em" ?

To which Peter replies .. "Yeah .. and the fuckin' gates" ..

microdave said...

"Yeah .. and the fuckin' gates" ..

Which are now guarding the entrance to their newly tarmacked drive in the field next door.....

Amusing Bunni said...

Merry Christmas, GOT, to you and your family! From Bunnikins and the assorted menagerie of munchkins (on my page) & Spanky the Betta Fish!

I love your Christmas poem for jerks! I know some people who should get it (hint, at my scum sucking hell hole job). I am going to nick it! Wish I could give it to them, but it might screw things up down the road ;-)

You make the horrid situations the world over more bearable with your "offensive nonsense"...which makes more sense that all the stuff they are doing to us. Prosperous New Year, too!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to you all. Thank you for your time GOT.

Bollocks and ill will to each and every politician in the world.

banned said...

Why don't you fuck off you dreary old cunt.
Oops sorry, wrong missive, that was meant for Gordon Browns Christmas card.

Merry Christmas to you and Yours G.O.T. together with your happy band of followers and here's hoping for more splendid offesiveness for 2010.

While I smell victory against the IPCC/AWG mob I fear that the evilEU and Un may take longer to fall, we can but dream.

Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

OR

If it is a real good Xmas Fuck (off) you want why not visit me in Danmark

God Jul!

Bugger said...

And a very special Xmas greeting to Pandas and lovers of Pandas everywhere.

Subrosa says hello!

Bugger (the Panda)

HeadsonPoles said...

Thank you for creating a place where I feel safe!
Best wishes to you and yours G.O.T. - hopefully, next year will be better, it really has to be.

TheBigYin said...

Yes, you are a rude and offensive GrumpyOldTwat...keep up the good work.

Merry Christmas to your good self, your kin and all your readers.

Anonymous said...

All the very best for Crimbo & 2010 to you & yours GOT & your likeminded readers. To the 646, I can only reiterate the words of Lily Allan's song 'Fuck you'.

Inspector Lestrade said...

Hilarious ranting, GOT; looking forward to much, much more in 2010.

Barking Spider said...

All the very best to you for Christmas and the New Year, GOT, keep on ranting, mate!

Anonymous said...

The one thing that I wish for next year but it will not happen is the arrest of Tony Blair as an international war criminal.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Grumps and best wishs for the new year.

subrosa said...

Merry Christmas Gotty to you and yours. xx