BUT to all the people, over the last twelve months, who have read my offensive nonsense, followed my offensive nonsense, commented on my offensive nonsense and have generally given me their valued support for all my offensive nonsense activities . . . . .
. . . . I genuinely offer my grateful thanks and I hope that you, and your family, have the best Christmas that you can possibly have and I send you all my best wishes, for whatever your dreams may be, for 2010.
Cheers!
22 comments:
My dreams for the future? Well for starters how about the downfall of the EU, followed by the UN & the IPCC.
I'm not sure I'll see that happening, but who knows?
I'm pleased to have been a small part of your offensive ramblings, If only we could reach the millions who waste their lives watching Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity etc. They will be the ones complaining "Nobody Told Me" when the shit REALLY starts flying...
All the best for Christmas.
Top level offensiveness - have the merriest Christmas, provided of course that it hasn't been banned in the land of hope and erstwhile glory.
Cheers.
I'd go along with Microdave .. but also include all the sodding Quango's too .. along with Social Workers, Pinko-bed-wetting-Liberals & other assorted fuckwits ..
A Merry Christmas to one & all .. With the exception of those listed above . Lol
Wot all of them said but in spades!!
A Merry Christmas to one and all, and as hassle free a 2010 as is possible.
And if a little offence has been caused to the 646, I think we can probably drink to that!
Merry Christmas G.O.T.
Next year will be worse I think, as GB's scorched earth policy continues.
Can we not just hang them?
fuck me i wish my family would come home. Happy xmas GOT you keep my days alive, along with the others.
Just to lighten the atmosphere a little ..
Did you hear about the 40 Pikeys who arrived at the Pearly Gates, seeking to set up an illegal camp ?
When St Peter saw them he said "Whoa, I wasn't expecting you lot, I'd better go speak to God" .. with that, he hurried off ..
He returned a short time later & said "God says we've only room for 12 of you, so decide amongst yourselves who comes in and who doesn't" ..
About 10 minutes later Peter returns & to his amazement .. there's no-one there ..
So he runs back to God and all out of breath he pants "They've gone, they've gone" ..
And God says "What, all 40 of 'em" ?
To which Peter replies .. "Yeah .. and the fuckin' gates" ..
"Yeah .. and the fuckin' gates" ..
Which are now guarding the entrance to their newly tarmacked drive in the field next door.....
Merry Christmas, GOT, to you and your family! From Bunnikins and the assorted menagerie of munchkins (on my page) & Spanky the Betta Fish!
I love your Christmas poem for jerks! I know some people who should get it (hint, at my scum sucking hell hole job). I am going to nick it! Wish I could give it to them, but it might screw things up down the road ;-)
You make the horrid situations the world over more bearable with your "offensive nonsense"...which makes more sense that all the stuff they are doing to us. Prosperous New Year, too!
Merry Christmas to you all. Thank you for your time GOT.
Bollocks and ill will to each and every politician in the world.
Why don't you fuck off you dreary old cunt.
Oops sorry, wrong missive, that was meant for Gordon Browns Christmas card.
Merry Christmas to you and Yours G.O.T. together with your happy band of followers and here's hoping for more splendid offesiveness for 2010.
While I smell victory against the IPCC/AWG mob I fear that the evilEU and Un may take longer to fall, we can but dream.
OR
If it is a real good Xmas Fuck (off) you want why not visit me in Danmark
God Jul!
And a very special Xmas greeting to Pandas and lovers of Pandas everywhere.
Subrosa says hello!
Bugger (the Panda)
Thank you for creating a place where I feel safe!
Best wishes to you and yours G.O.T. - hopefully, next year will be better, it really has to be.
Yes, you are a rude and offensive GrumpyOldTwat...keep up the good work.
Merry Christmas to your good self, your kin and all your readers.
All the very best for Crimbo & 2010 to you & yours GOT & your likeminded readers. To the 646, I can only reiterate the words of Lily Allan's song 'Fuck you'.
Hilarious ranting, GOT; looking forward to much, much more in 2010.
All the very best to you for Christmas and the New Year, GOT, keep on ranting, mate!
The one thing that I wish for next year but it will not happen is the arrest of Tony Blair as an international war criminal.
Merry Christmas Grumps and best wishs for the new year.
Merry Christmas Gotty to you and yours. xx
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