Sunday, 20 December 2009

Andrew Gatward


Some of you may remember a post I did, back in October, where we had a rather entertaining encounter in the comments with a certain Andrew Gatward aka Doubting Richard.

His true identity was 'outed' in those comments by Barking Spider who has now been able to put a 'face' to the loathsome Labour lickspittle, by posting his photograph.

Aha, so that's what a genuine New Labour sneaky fuckwit looks like then.

36 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

He must be after another window to lick, going by the expression on his face.

Dazed And Confused said...

I hope that you'll be studying closely any anonymong comments pertaining to your blog, as we are simply not capable of the duplicity and cunning of one Comrade Andrew Gatward, New Labours very own 007.

G.O.T. said...

Ah yes, Dazed, do you mean something like this one here by Anonymong@14:54?

Usual M.O.
Bad spelling, grammar and punctuation ;-)

Dazed And Confused said...

Playing match the I.P. address with Barking Spider may well catch out our very own "Lord of Illusion" yet again.

richard said...

that's not me, ha, thank Christ, he's an ugly bastard. i've shrugged off the indignity of being mis-identified. it's curious how you can all leap to the wrong conclusion, though. group hysteria? it was somewhat vexatious, especially as GOT is an admirable blogger, to be mistaken for a cretin, but c'est la vie.

G.O.T. said...

NIce try Andrew but there's no mistake ;-)

Dazed And Confused said...

Ah 007 shaken but not stirred. Self denial is an abhorrent affliction, especially as we can witness the comments section of your own Tumbleweed blog where you talk to yourself moronically between aliases, and not once but twice.....Now that's really is schizophrenic.

Barking Spider said...

More like multiple personality disorder.......they're coming to take him away, haha, hoh, hee,hee!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Spidey, to have multiple personality disorder you need to have a personality first!

richard said...

oh dear, the dishonourable Spider. don't you remember receiving the picture? me? ID? the pic of the multi-tool (expensive) engraved with "Richard?" Andrew would hardly ruin his Leatherman Wave, no matter how many personalities he has. maybe that jogs your memory, if not your atrophied sense of fair play.
oh, and haha, hoHOH, heehee.

Dazed And Confused said...

Mr Gatward:

Please accept this Xmas present with the genuine intentions of helping your mind at this festive time. As I see that you sent an on-line reindeer to Iain Dale ....Love and kisses to you too.

Captain Haddock said...

FFS .. I've seen nicer faces on door knockers ..

Foreign Bastards OUT! said...

Cheer up, GOT!
The missing baboon cub (offspring of an illegal immigrunt) has been found safe and well and the hunt has only cost the taxpayer around 180k. A price I'm sure we all agree is well worth it. THanks to all who coughed up (even though involuntarily).

Amusing Bunni said...

THese comments are hilarious, as is Spiders post.
I just Love Dazed Christmas Present! Had a laugh over that....I will send him some Christmas Carol's,
he will recognize a whole lot of these songs!

http://amusingbunni.blogspot.com/2009/12/dysfunctional-christmas-carols.html

Especially # 1, #5 & # 8

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Richard @ 18:39

Still not fixed that grammar have you, me old mate...

How many versions of you have you got coming round for Christmas this year?

Barking Spider said...

All I got was a picture of someone with their face almost totally obscured by a piece of paper that could have been printed out from any computer - even your own, Andrew.

Strange how you're always ready to pounce, "richard" when we're talking about Twatward! ;-)

As usual, you protest to loudly and give yourself away in the process. I've told you several times that you're not as clever as you think you are!!

richard said...

thanks DAC, vastly amusing.
"NIce try Andrew but there's no mistake ;-)"
permit me to inform you that you are wrong, sir. my name is Richard, and my views are Libertarian. i had never heard of Andrew until some idiot mis-identified me after i had expressed the hideous notion that free speech should be applicable to everyone, even nut-case muslims, as long as they didn't exhort violence.
i don't care whether you believe me or not. i am not the individual in the picture, and that fact alone is more than enough to cheer anyone up.
unwarranted objurgation, even from the people whose views i most respect, will not prevent me from wishing you all a good Christmas. keep up the good work.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Sorry, I meant "Andrew". Had a drink or three :-)

Barking Spider said...

One whole minute between my previous comment and yours - bit obvious, don't you think? I notice you didn't attempt to answer, either - a bit too close to the truth for you, was it!

Barking Spider said...

"Spidey, to have multiple personality disorder you need to have a personality first!"

Spot on, Rab.

Dazed And Confused said...

"Richard": - And I'll call you that out of basic politeness, just this once.

There is an easy way to prove whether or not, what you say is true. I notice that "Andrew Gatward" has left his E-Mail address in the comments section of one of Your Posts Now surely if you contacted him, (you know, he that isn't you), and told him of this perceived mis-information, our phantom menace Gatward, could then come onto this blog to confirm or deny your protestations, and then Grumpy could run an I.P. check, and if you were at opposing ends of the Country then it would be game set and match to you.

And I'll tell you what - I'll be the first to apologise if your proved correct.....

Is that too much to request?

G.O.T. said...

Can't say fairer than that Dazed ;-)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Sounds like a splendid suggestion D&C. Over to you, Richard/Andrew

Oldrightie said...

Socialist inbreeding always outs itself. It's why they hate well bred Toffs!

Anonymous said...

Andrew (sick twat) Gatward spotted!


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6857398/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html

Barking Spider said...

That's fucking got him, Dazed!

richard said...

Dear Sir,

Please would you be kind enough to leave a post on http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/ in order to dispel the notion that "richard" is the same person as Andrew Gatward. You were good enough to offer to do so in the post as shown below.
http://my-own-doubts.blogspot.com/2009/10/arrogance-of-authority.html#comments

I would be very grateful if you could take a minute or two to settle the matter.

Many Thanks

Richard

richard said...

e-mail sent to Andrew as DAG suggested, with GOH copied-in.

thanks for the courtesy DAC.

Barking Spider, you are a useless cunt.

richard said...

sorry, G.O.T, not GOH, typo

rcihard said...

well?

Barking Spider said...

Well WHAT? Fuckface!!

Anonymous said...

I don't see the name Andrew Gatward anywhere, unless of course G.O.T. knows something that the rest of us don't, via his E-Mail address.

Barking Spider said...

Oh, Andrew.......where are you?

Anonymous said...

As far as I can ascertain we've hit "Check mate".

Doubting Richard and Andrew Gatward are one in the same.

richard said...

i sent Gatward an e-mail as DAC suggested. i copied in GOT. check the IP addresses. happy Christmas.

Anonymous said...

sod the fat cunts ip address heres his real one ANDREW CUNT GATWEED, THE STUD HOUSE, 4 DAWNHILL LANE, HEMSWELL DN21 5UH PHONE NUMBER 01427 668977