Gordon: I just farted
"Just wait 'til I tell 'em we'll all be under five hundred feet of water by next week!"
Gordon: "Oh goody another -Gate! It's so hackneyed it stops the punters reading further."
Ha ha, there isn't a future for Britain you fucking fools, we've sold it, ruined it, buried it.Its disintegrating before your eyes you morons and you can do fuck all about it.Hahahahahahaha.
"Thanks for the taxes, bitches!"
Gordon: " Bwahhhaaa, I just shit myself reading that the hookers will be giving freebies at the Copenhagen Summit. Who cares about this report of leaks & e-mails at university."Milliband; "Speaking of leaks, I've drunk too much of that water, I need to go take one"Gordon: "Hurry back, we have to discuss how to "Build Britian's Furture" further into the sewer.
Grommit, "Who said you can't fool all the people all the time?"
Maggot: "Apparently, the Dail Mail is insinuating that my brother David is shagging Hillary Clinton."Jimmy McSnot: "Och, pay no heed laddie. I've fucked the whole of the economy, the British people, countless pensioners, the military, Manelson, a rocking horse and a soiled nappy and they haven't even noticed."
Britain's Future - fuck all future after Labour have sold it off to the EU & kicked it into the ground.
The Twat Twins share a private joke.
"We can lie all we like now as we'll have full power and control of everything everywhere as our masters in EUSSR will permit us of course, once this treaty gets signed. Keep on smiling because they're all so bloody stupid they'll go on believing any bit of shit that comes out of our mouths. BBC will say so. Science will confirm. Loons will demonstrate in the streets to have authority over them. They'll all bend to our rule. Just hold that grin a little longer, we're almost to the end. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-bloody-ha !!"
"Ha ha! Yes it is like Gary Glitter posing in front of a Children In Need banner isn't it! Good one guys."
Once the shitstorm dies down over climategate, they will all go for a walk in the woods like Dr Kelly.
(Gordon)Cameron's goin' to have such a hopeless fuckin' mess to clear up, hahahaha...I'm fuckin' off to the Cayman Islands on the seventh of May...hahahaha...for good...hahahaha!
B. "I arranged for Peter to become Lord Apollo, Duke Of Albion, you know how the bender loves his pretty titles ".M. "Wooden spoon for losing the EU Foreign Minister gig to Cafe Ashtray, serves the cunt right for not backing us on sceptics R flatearthers eh Gordon !".
Ere Gordon I've got a couple of vouchers for a free go from the Danish Sex Workers League in Copenhagen.I phoned them last night and they've got a Rocking Horse and some big Papers waiting for you.I've reserved Miss Transexual Denmark!All we need are our passes to the Conference and we're on!
Beginning heart attacks.
"Thirteen long Years and we're still able to moralise with Socialist scams like this one". "Good God are the British public thick".
"You mean to tell me there are 5 people here who DIDN'T arrive by plane?" "you're shittin' me"
I hear all those protesters are freezing their bollocks off. Poor souls.
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