Monday, 21 December 2009

Grumpy Old Twat Doesn't Do . . .

. . . Christmas wrapping paper (celebrity or otherwise) but if he did . . .


Hide the decline by Phil Jones



Troughligate by The 646



Not until the bitter end by New Labour



X Factor fucktards by Jedward



Has she got a willy? by Lady Gaga



Global reputation by Gordon Brown


Grumpy Old Twat christmas wrapping paper . . .

. . . probably the best tasteless christmas wrapping paper in the world ;-)

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9 comments:

Lorenzo said...

Pure Genius

banned said...

Fuckit, I've already wrapped me prezzies but I'll pick some up cheap in the January sales for next year.

Captain Haddock said...

Brilliant GOT ..

Merry Christmas to you & yours ..

microdave said...

"Has she got a willy?" According to Wikipedia she would be quite happy for you to investigate further:
"I want the imagery to be so strong that fans will want to eat and taste and lick every part of us."

Looks like she's had a nose job though:
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/lady_gaga_nose.jpg

And some great wrapping papers there!

Oldrightie said...

I really like Christmas, hate the commercialism, as a few of you well know!

Snarky Basterd said...

Great stuff, as usual, G.O.T.

Anonymous said...

Great paper GOT. Happy Christmas & look forward to more genius moments in 2010.

Amusing Bunni said...

Gotty, these are inspired! You are a creative genius. You should license these and we can all use them next year! I like # 1 and The Green Trees on the read the best! Merry Christmas to you and yours!
And, a Happy, Prosperous New Year!

cbullitt said...

Brilliant. Happy non-offensive, winter solstice ceremony of a religious, atheistic or pagan nature to you and yours.
Or as we say over here, Merry Christmas.

Apropos of that last one bit of genius artwork, how do people this stupid get elected?

http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/brit-twit-gordon-brown-calling-for-world-global-super-green-avenger-force/