So, here is the winner to last week's EUSSR Caption Competition:
"Gordon, I have in my shoulder holster a Webley service revolver.
About 63 million British people, none of whom voted for you or me,
have asked that you make good use of it.
Now fuck off and do the honourable thing,
you horrible scotch irrelevance."
About 63 million British people, none of whom voted for you or me,
have asked that you make good use of it.
Now fuck off and do the honourable thing,
you horrible scotch irrelevance."
I don't really need to give a reason for my choice, 'cos it's my blog and I'll do what the fuck I want, but despite most of the entries being as funny as fuck I found myself wishing that this caption would really come true!
That said, I do believe that a certain killemallletgodsortemout has earned themselves a guest post here so, if he (or she?) still fancies giving it a go, please get in touch via my usual email and we'll get things moving.
Hopefully the next caption competition result may appear a little quicker than this one but because of the success of the alternative Act On Co2 adverts, I've been a bit fucking busy. OK?
Or a lazy, grumpy old twat ;-)
6 comments:
Sounds like a good plan for Gordon, then they should send the instrument of your liberation to USA for obummer to do the same!
PS: My newest blog post has GREAT NEWS about Climategate, and the Brave Patriots who chased al whore out of chicago, (And now out of copenhagen) like a freaking pansy.
I wish I had a giant blender.I dream of one often.In it I place all the pricks in this world,and mush them up and feed the pulp to the starving children of Africa,to save the world.Trouble is Gordoom and his cabinet are in there at the top,so I might have to spoon off the sludge and put it in the toilet.Do you think McSnot is blendable,or so fucking slimy he would escape the blade?
Congrats and all that but whose fucking caption was it ?
Arise Lord Apollo, Duke Of The Western Shore, as the cunt formerly known as Pete Mandelson now styles himself.
eh up, Banned. You been at the pop again?
The winner's name is there in the post, well at least it was the last time I looked ;-)
Killemallletgodsortemout
Oh yeah, sort of says it was him/her; well done to them anyway. Yup, well sozzed, ta.
Killemall
You're welcome.
Drop me an email and we'll get your guest post sorted ;-)
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