Wednesday, 23 December 2009

HP Computers Are Racist



Time to reach for the PR crisis handbook?

9 comments:

microdave said...

My HP laptop isn't racist - it hasn't got that software or camera. But it has another fault that HP seem unable or unwilling to fix. The cooling fan normally runs at a speed dependent on the CPU load (which makes sense). However if you put it into standby, and then take it back out of standby, it runs at whatever speed it was last running at - regardless of load.

This is not good, particularly if I then run CPU intensive programmes! It was some time before I actually realised the connection, but a quick Google search revealed this to be a well known fault. I have been in contact with HP's tech support in (guess where?) India, and despite numerous email & phone conversations I have not had a solution over 6 months later.

My machine is sold as a "Business" laptop yet there is an identical post on their support forum well over a year old which hasn't even been answered!!

They claim that "Customer Feedback is Important to Us" - No it fucking well isn't you lying twats.....

Dark Lochnagar said...

Microdave they make fucking good printers though! GOT who in their right mind would want to be followed by a webcam all round the room, unless you are a porn star.

Oldrightie said...

Was she sat on him?

AntiCitizenOne said...

HP is a shite company that makes shite products. I just scrapped my POS HP laptop after the hinge broke in less than a year.

AVOID.

HeadsonPoles said...

Perhaps the laptop thinks he's a shadow!

Amusing Bunni said...

Maybe the cam thought he was obnoxious...actually they both were! Like Dark L says, I don't like webcams.....to be watching me that is. ha ha.

Houdini said...

Nahh to all you miserable cunts....

The bloke had a sense of fucking humour! He is my kinda black dude who probably doesn't run screaming he is being oppressed.

He is making a joke and good on him.

banned said...

The mugging community in Lambeth and Peckham will be pleased.

HP customer support said...

Do you reckon them two are a couple?

Imagine that.

Now try eating a turkey tomorrow without seeing that turkey as her rump behind as he gives her a Blumpkin.