Friday, 27 November 2009

EUSSR Caption Competition

Fuck me! Don't faint but I'm actually giving away a prize for today's caption competition. It will be a guest post, on this blog, for the person who (in my fucking opinion and possibly TheEye's as well) comes up with best effort.




33 comments:

Houdini said...

I'm lubricated and ready...did you bring a condom?

Anonymous said...

Shit,my wallets missing!!

Captain Haddock said...

"Whaddya mean you feel a left tit, Mr Rumpledknobskin" ?

Bugger said...

and now to the penultimate phase, Comrade .

Anonymous said...

I await my orders mine Fuhrer

sickofit said...

Gollum to the Eye of Sauron

"I have your ring...piece"

Anonymous said...

Right, phase 1 is complete, you keep the 3 billion pound rebate, we get another unelected Commie in charge.

Phase 2 starts tonight, you get to raise as much tax as you want in the UK and I become World Baker of prudence.

Fidothedog said...

So who fucks who up the arse?

Edgar said...

Any spare snot?

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown: No..No...Nooo.. I don't want any moooore money...trust me.

EU Bloke: I've got my eye on you and my hand on my money - trust is not required.

td90uk said...

Hey Rumpoy, we've got something in common. Neither of us have been elected.

Captain Ranty said...

"Yes, Gordo love, I have the cheque right here".

CR.

geewiz said...

" a few eyebrows were raised as a trainee puppet master's hand finds it impossible to pull strings through a tightarse"

microdave said...

"Welcome to No10. Since you run the place now, let me show you around".

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Van Damn Rumpy: "The Filipino boy was this high".

Gordon: "Hurt me, big boy!".

Anonymous said...

Rumpoy."Excuse me,while I wipe your snot off my hand".
Brown."Excuse me it's snot mine.

Darren said...

Oh me oh my one eye, have you seen that ugly cunt Susan Boyle. Oh forgive me, you've fucked her?

The Paragnostic said...

Gordon: I've got a mate with a flat in Portsmouth.

Van: I've heard the Pompey Rompuy joke before, thanks.

.243 Win said...

"Of course, you don't have to be elected to live here, it's got full 24-hour security from your own private police force and I can let you have it for a knock-down price.

I can do you some gold too.."

Anonymous said...

Have no intention of winning this compo.

I'll say this though...

Gordon The Clown and The EU can go fuck a toaster for all I care.

Bring on the revolution... now that's real 'democracy'.

Animal Magic said...

Rumpy: I think I may be having a heart attack, but I suppose it coul be indegestion from all that gobbling.

St Paul said...

The first part of the three fold sign is given by ........

Cynarae said...

I swear to God, I didn't take your My Little Pony!

Anonymous said...

"So come back after dark," says the one, "And see that little slot in the door, just stick it in there."

"I'll be kneeling then on the other side, nobody will ever know."

Says the other one, "Ah, my heart twitters at the thought of it, jumping with excitement inside."

"I'll see you later then buddy, 'bout half-past-eight."

"Ta-ta."

geewiz said...

GB: fer fook sake Alistair, I said wait until I've knocked him out with my halitosis and THEN pick his pocket.

A.Darling: well fuck you Gordon, all he had was a biscuit in there.It is a choccie one though, so you will like it..but then maybe you won't..but then maybe you will..

Barking Spider said...

Now let's get this straight, Rumpy, you take your orders from me, right!

Catosays said...

Hands off my Nokia you Scotch git!

Dick Puddlecote said...

I know you're a skint thieving cunt, Gordon, so I hope you don't mind if I keep my hand on my wallet for this visit.

banned said...

GB, " So how did you find Lady Ashtray ? Did you take her roughly from behind ? Oh c'mmon, don't give me all that hand on heart and hope to die bollox you dirty little Belgian cunt."

Norman Spack M.D. said...

Have you got the keys Rumpy, I seem to have locked myself out.

Steve Hunts said...

"Yes, your heart may be racing. Soon you will feel hot and the gestating embryo of Tony Blair will burst through you chest wall" " ha ha.... ha ha.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"Gordon, I have in my shoulder holster a Webley service revolver. About 63 million British people, none of whom voted for you or me, have asked that you make good use of it. Now fuck off and do the honourable thing, you horrible scotch irrelevance."

Dazed And Confused said...

Rumpy: - Why must I still carry around this outdated Imperialist currency in a Soviet member state?

One eyed mong: - I plan to "Euro"nate all over Stirling before I'm forced to call any election.