"I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms" says Michelle, the 300 orgasms a day woman who has finally found a man to satisfy her exhausting sexual requirements.
What the fuck, indeed!
Now I've heard some pretty varied excuses for work shy, lardy arsed chavs to avoid hard graft, whilst we pay for their Stella, fags and plasma TV's via the benefits system, but this one takes the fucking biscuit.
This permanently vibrating piece of lard had to quit her job at the biscuit factory because the machines kept 'setting her off'. Lazy cunt. Actually that's wrong, it's just the rest of her that is.
This video interview is something else. Watch and weep . . . .