Wednesday, 11 November 2009

+++EXCLUSIVE+++ Gordon Brown OS

Gordon Brown's computer operating system has finally been revealed. It's no wonder that our under funded, under supported Armed Forces are losing personnel hand over fucking fist . . .



Oi, Prime Mentalist!
Stop this phoney war now you unelected, pant pissing, illiterate, warmongering, global gonad gobbling, rectal easing, widow making piece of shit.

I'm sick to fucking death of seeing you and your droopy eyed fizzog prancing around the 'world stage', performing in yet another platitude-a-thon, in a vain attempt to find someone somewhere that would be head fucked enough to befriend you. You sure as hell haven't got any friends left, back here in Broken Britain, have you?

Bring our troops home.

Now.

You cunt.

9 comments:

Dungeekin said...

Well said.

Let's say it in verse, with apologies to Rudyard Kipling...

D

microdave said...

I take it you won't be sending Gordon a Christmas card then???

Anonymous said...

Just dont mention "bomb" at all. Im being prosecuted for saying "bomb" to a politican.

Fuck the SNP, I hope Scotland falls off into the ocean and sinks.

Anonymous said...

Dungeekin

Brilliant!

G.O.T. said...

Thanks D, an excellent piece of writing!

Captain Haddock said...

Anon @ 1311 ..

Swear blind you said "BUM" (in your famous "Clouseau" accent).. you'll probably get a mega payoff & a Peerage ..

HeadsonPoles said...

Well said G.O.T.
You also called him a cunt which is good.
Cunt.

Barking Spider said...

I don't think he has any friends in Europe or America either, GOT, nobody wants to know Snotty-no-mates!

Fidothedog said...

Barking, Europe thinks he is a joke, even the French openly mock him.