Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Just Popping Out For A Takeaway

Hmmm, I think I'll have a Chinese tonight . . .


10 comments:

Harriet Harman said...

I object in the strongest possible terms.

This is degrading to wimmin.

Like Gordon,I have trouble spelling

Barking Spider said...

I want one of those machines for Christmas!

wells wesley said...

If you accidentally strangle your chinese woman do you get your money back?

banned said...

Can't decide whether to get all upset about it being sexist, trafficist, or wacist, please advise.

Anonymous said...

Banned, I have an idea for a new genre that should cover all of those and anything else that's deemed overly offensive . . .

GOTist, Gotism or even GOTistism ;-)

Anonymous said...

Don't care: Just tell me where I can get one of them... the machine, I mean.

Snarky Basterd said...

I'm always in the mood for a Chinese.

(FYI...he name Dr. Dave is dead.)

Anonymous said...

Actually they are Japanese, but that would spoil the joke. They do look dead though, is that to your taste?

Lauren Simcock said...

Can I have my slanty-eyed rice eater served with an extra portion of chips,just in case she talks too fooking much.Chips make great gobstoppers,especially when you put the whole fooking lot in in one go...well it works on the Mrs.

F. West (Gloucester) said...

But do they have a machine that TAKES corpses?

I tried the bin men, but they said you can't put dead hitchhikers in a recycling bag.