Thursday, 12 November 2009

David Dimbleby Replaced on Question Time




+++Breaking News+++

Dimblebore is to be replaced on tonight's BBC Question Time by John Humphrys because of this incident.

You couldn't make it up.

Please leave your best one-liners in the comments ;-)

13 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

"Bashed by Bel's swinging Bullock" ...

Stop Common Purpose said...

So that is where he gets his bullshit from.

Edgar said...

Maybe the beast was dismayed that someone had cut his knackers off. The bullock was also a bit skittish.

Captain Haddock said...

"Dimblebum", as my old Mum calls him has talked "bullocks" for years .. now the Bullocks are getting their revenge ..

Anyway, at 71 .. isn't it time "Aunty" retired the silly old sod ?

HeadsonPoles said...

Shame that it could happen to such an un-biased intellectual heavyweight.
It happened to Dimbleby too apparently.

black hole sunset said...

In unrelated news, the British Livestock Association reiterated its guidelines on safely milking bulls.

Fidothedog said...

Was it the same one that nearly took out Blunkett?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"Yes, you at the back. The man who looks like a bullock. Yes, you, ya cunt, in the red jersey. Come on, spit it out. Yes,you. For fuck's sake, yes, you."


The cunt.

Barking Spider said...

Are all these lefty cunts trying to shag bullocks or what?!

Cunts!

Captain Haddock said...

The fact is all the lefty bastards have had it all their own way for so long .. they see it as being the norm ..

They perceive themselves as being above all others & being bomb-proof ..

Well, have I got news for you ?

WV = plistube .. Lol

Castrate Dimbleby said...

I just checked the latest BNP membership list and it does list a Mr. A. Bull.

Dark Lochnagar said...

The Bullock affectionately called "Hitler" was said to be pleased with his day's work. Griffin sent his congratulations.

Shades Of Ansel said...

BBC Headline: "david dimbleby injured by bullock".
Sandra Bullock's lawyers say that she apologises for the Hit & Run, but claims that the bus would have exploded had she dropped below 50mph.