Tuesday, 24 November 2009

The New Susan Boyle Album . . .

. . . 'I Dreamed A Dream' is set to become this year's biggest selling album. People of all ages seem to be buying it, and it's clearly going to be one of the must-have gift items this Christmas.

Gordon Brown's version of 'I Dreamed A Dream' is set to become this year's biggest flop. People of all ages just aren't buying it, and it's clearly going to be disappearing from the shelves just after Christmas.

10 comments:

Lauren Simcock said...: Brilliant again GOT.I watched the ugly cunt on the TV last night,and thought,'how the FUCK did you get to where you are'.And then I turned over and saw Susan Boyle on the other channel.; 24 November 2009 at 10:23
banned said...: Gordon Brown covers Susan Boyls Rolling Stones cover for the general election

"Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away..."; 24 November 2009 at 10:53
Oldrightie said...: Gordon Brown has had many more makeovers than Susan Boyle and still looks like she did before just having one makeover. Peoples' looks often belie their character as they age. Pursed lips and mincing gait, plus agonised angst, is so very Jimmy Snot.
Mrs OR bought the album yesterday when I was icky poo!; 24 November 2009 at 13:04
Anonymous said...: "Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away..."

24 November 2009 10:53

Lol, nice one banned, and how fucking true it's proving to be. Should be New Labour's theme song. Much more appropriate then "Things can only get better"; 24 November 2009 at 13:18
Joe Public said...: Shouldn't the title be "I damned a dream"?; 24 November 2009 at 19:32
Dick Puddlecote said...: Anyone ever tell you you're a fucking genius, GOT? :-); 24 November 2009 at 21:20
Anonymous said...: Nice one Ansel, PMSL!

Banned, maybe a vid in there somewhere?

Cheers Dick, I guess it's a question of directing my anger towards something fairly productive rather than keep banging my head up the wall. Anyway the vin rouge tends to slosh about to much if I do that ;-); 24 November 2009 at 21:46
Trident said...: Susan Boyle is an appalling singer; lacking in any individuality, but a competent technician.

Still streets ahead of Norman Brown though...; 24 November 2009 at 23:57
banned said...: G.O.T. "maybe a vid in there somewhere?" do your worst !; 25 November 2009 at 09:35
Anonymous said...: diversity and the kung fu sooty are fucked then; 26 November 2009 at 22:46