"Dear Mr Yushenko, can we please entomb the entire lot of our useless bucnch of complete and utter incompetent Labour fuckwits that somehow pass as a government into the the reactor at Chernobyl. We know it's a gigantic favour to ask, but the people of Great Britain would be eternally greatful to the Government of Ukraine.Please understand, we are just so desperate to be rid of Mr Brown and all his Cronies. Thank you so much"
What possibly explains the apparent popularity of that anodyne, bland, boring, mediocre, addle-brained bucket of semolina. Iain Dale?
There is not an ounce of originality, creativity, or intellect anywhere to be found. Jeez, GOT, how do we rid ourselves of all these hairdressers and button-polishers?
Our Prime Mentalist and Peter Mountmybum would be great in the jungle.Trouble is,they'd really fuck up the eco-system as every fucking insect would think they were their daddy.
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Nowhere near dangerous enough GOT ..
Mangledbum would immediately feel at home amongst all the other creepy, crawly, slimy inhabitants ..
And if anything tried to attack McSnot .. he'd either bore it to death with tractor stats, or scare it fartless with one of his famous "gurns" ..
I'd parachute McSnot into Chernobyl & let him die a lingering death .. and send Mangledbum to Jamaica, where they really hate Brown Hatters ..
Chernobyl seconded, bloody good idea.
"Dear Mr Yushenko, can we please entomb the entire lot of our useless bucnch of complete and utter incompetent Labour fuckwits that somehow pass as a government into the the reactor at Chernobyl. We know it's a gigantic favour to ask, but the people of Great Britain would be eternally greatful to the Government of Ukraine.Please understand, we are just so desperate to be rid of Mr Brown and all his Cronies. Thank you so much"
What possibly explains the apparent popularity of that anodyne, bland, boring, mediocre, addle-brained bucket of semolina. Iain Dale?
There is not an ounce of originality, creativity, or intellect anywhere to be found. Jeez, GOT, how do we rid ourselves of all these hairdressers and button-polishers?
Love it! Just found you on Twitter - gotta follow this blog!
Just done a piece on this norz too:
Z-list "slebs" on 'Reality TV': a rant
Had genuine laugh at "Were a liabilty." PLEASE let me use your photo and link back to my site.
http://im-a-celebrity.blogspot.com/
this is just a temp site where I can do a sam fox and get stuff off my chest!
There is little doubt these two have spent much time together in each others' jungles. I dread to imagine the happenings, however.
@auntie biotic
Help yourself to anything, anytime you like but a credit and link back to this blog would be good unless you want to be called a thieving bastard ;-)
Our Prime Mentalist and Peter Mountmybum would be great in the jungle.Trouble is,they'd really fuck up the eco-system as every fucking insect would think they were their daddy.
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