Thursday, 7 May 2009

Quentin Letts Is A Twat

Quentin Letts is a weapon's-grade cock-end. Not a small version but the heavy artillery type. This was always true but why now particularly? He's written in the Mail that decent diplomatic and quango jobs are always rushed out when a regime is about to fall. And he's had an idea.

Ex-Marines Sir Robert Fulton is about to retire as Governor of Gibraltar and so we are due a failed politician down here next. Who does that dickwad want to send me?

That cunt Jacqui Smith!

Seriously, Letts thinks that a suitable reward for Troughgate, for Masturgate, for her Department falling apart is to be given three years in the sun with a big house, a huge salary, nothing to fucking do?

Putting it that way she'd be fucking ideal.

Well listen here Letts you tool. We don't want her. She's shite and over here we all know it.
Her husband is a wanker and we have the forms to prove it.

Christ, Gibraltar is a small place. TheEye is bound to see them in a restaurant sooner rather than later. Could anyone resist the chance to leap up and smash their troughing faces into their dinners - that will still be bought on our expenses?

Fuck of with your bollocks idea you cock-whistle and never put pen to paper again.

It's a shit idea. Forget it. Go fuck yourself.

Simples.

9 comments:

Cato said...

GOT if you live in Gib then you're more than welcome to the scotch barbary ape.

Hang on though, I'm probably being unfair to the real apes.

Fidothedog said...

Yes, but look on the bright side when Richard gets caught viewing Spanish donkey porn.

You know its going to happen.

Fidothedog said...

Actually it might be barbary ape porn, this is Richard after all.

Cato said...

Donkeys v Chipmunks....the mind boggles

Cato said...

Gordon v apes...no contest.

Old Bag said...

gordoom V apes V donkeys V chipmunks..something for everyone..

All Seeing Eye said...

Cato, it's the All Seeing Eye who is in Gib, not the GOT.

And there are 3 channels of free porn on Spanish TV after 10pm-ish which you can receive across the border here. Bath plugs still cost money though.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

You are welcome to her. Perhaps she will get get all superior and gobby towards the Spanish who will shoot her.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

The way things are going with Troughligate, the only place Jacqui will be going is an HMP prison for dykes.

Double ended dildo anyone?