Quentin Letts Is A Twat

Quentin Letts is a weapon's-grade cock-end. Not a small version but the heavy artillery type. This was always true but why now particularly? He's written in the Mail that decent diplomatic and quango jobs are always rushed out when a regime is about to fall. And he's had an idea.

Ex-Marines Sir Robert Fulton is about to retire as Governor of Gibraltar and so we are due a failed politician down here next. Who does that dickwad want to send me?

That cunt Jacqui Smith!

Seriously, Letts thinks that a suitable reward for Troughgate, for Masturgate, for her Department falling apart is to be given three years in the sun with a big house, a huge salary, nothing to fucking do?

Putting it that way she'd be fucking ideal.

Well listen here Letts you tool. We don't want her. She's shite and over here we all know it.
Her husband is a wanker and we have the forms to prove it.

Christ, Gibraltar is a small place. TheEye is bound to see them in a restaurant sooner rather than later. Could anyone resist the chance to leap up and smash their troughing faces into their dinners - that will still be bought on our expenses?

Fuck of with your bollocks idea you cock-whistle and never put pen to paper again.

It's a shit idea. Forget it. Go fuck yourself.

Simples.