Monday, 25 May 2009

Darling You're Taking The Piss


It just keeps getting worse.

There are two problems here. . . 

1) Under HM Revenue and Customs rules, you are not allowed to claim the cost of employing an accountant to fill in a self-assessment tax form as a legitimate business expense. Incidentally, he's not the only one at it of course.

2) If the Chancellor of the Exchequer fiscal fucking fucktard can't even sort out his own tax affairs, where the fuck does that leave us with regard to this Countrys dire, debt ridden economy.

Thieving twat!


Even more fiscal fucking nonsense is available here and here.

6 comments:

Fidothedog said...

So a "fiscal genius" of the Wile E. Coyote school of accounting, who despite all the evidence of recession claims to be the only one with the answers; now can not do his own accounts.

So maybe when I was helping someone do their accounts the other week, I could slip a request for money to the one eyed snot gobbler? Guess not as have to be a grafting Labour cunt for that.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

It just beggars fucking belief doesn't it Fido.
What next? A Home Secretary that can't even manage her own internal affairs? Oh, hang on a minute . . . .

Christin said...

OMG WHF - Nadine honey is that you? Another one for the pot....

Fausty said...

Darling and his predecessor have made the tax laws so complicated that Darling himself needs an accountant to sort out his returns. If he can't make sense them, how can he reasonably expect anyone else to, without help?!

Old Bag said...

i would suggest darling gets a cauculator, but with all the buttons on a cauculator, it might frazzle his already fiscal fucked "brain"..back to using his fingers again, then. cunt.

Tory Poppins said...

Oh my fucking God! I'm SCREWING! How DARE he! My other half has to PAY a fucking accountant to sort the tax out because we're all THREATENED with God knows what if we don't fill the forms out!

I HATE this government. Have you seen the new car-crushing ad? It's even worse than the 1st one. Typical of this lot of bullying bastards!

. . . (did I really say that?) ;-)