The warmongering, champagne swilling, pathological liar great messiah returned to the political stage today in support of the man who has lied, cheated, bullied, bummed and embezzled saved the world.
1. And Lo, it did come to pass that in the last days of Labour, The Tone did arise again. And he did forsake the fees of book tours, and put himself among the Party Faithful, for to offer succour in their time of darkness. And orange was the Hue of The Tone, for he had spent much time on the beaches of the Middle East in his Tonely mission of peace bringing and personal enrichment.
2. And the Party Faithful cried out, saying Lo, The Tone has come among us in our time of darkness, to lead us unto slightly less of a kicking in the polls....
If you're right Houdini, we'll just end up with Tony Blair 2 ;-)
A month ago I would have agreed without hesitation GOT, but after a few performances he seems to have grown some balls; I especially liked the way he told them to sit down and shut up with a disdainful wave during his budget speech.
He seems to have realised that being Mr nice slimey cunt is not what the people want, and the various posters etc.
The return of this congenital liar simply goes to demonstrate just how desperate Labour are ..
For Brown to bring him back, given all that Bliar has said about Brown in the past is akin to Brown bringing back his mortal enemy .. Lord Mangledbum & the "Screaming Skull" Beckett ..
Unless I'm mistaken, if you re-arrange the letters in the words "a future fair for all", you get "a fat fearful liar". Put that in the picture and then replaced Blair with the mono-eyed cunt... and there you have a new joke.
21 comments:
A future fair for all except smokers.
I asked Pam to translate your underlined wording, she laughed and said "I don't think he likes Tony Blair" ;-)
Ampers
Anon
Which is one of the many reasons why that's NOT what it says behind Mr Perma-Tanned, in the picture ;-)
Ampers
And there was me trying my hardest to be my normal, impartial self ;-)
and breathe
I think it's a gift to the Tories.
fvck...... I've just self harmed myself with a blunt pencil
Now all of the surviving rats are aboard the sinking ship, in line with 97.
Can they manipulate the public again with their lies, bullshit and Fabian propaganda?...
If they do, can we start a collection for a fucking nuke?
Police submit files on 4 more MPs
I tried the brown paper bag trick OH but threw up into it ;-)
If you're right Houdini, we'll just end up with Tony Blair 2 ;-)
Hunko
Save it for Gordon!
Dazed
I'd better check with OH to see how that PayPal donate thingy works....just in case ;-)
TS
Thanks!
That piece of good news has finally stemmed the nosebleed....well, for now anyway ;-)
GOT, where did you get the photo with the wrong slogans on it?
D & C easy now, Labour made making a nuclear explosion illegal you know.
Bring back John Prescott, Lord Fat Bastard of Cuntingdon, Master Of The Pies.
1. And Lo, it did come to pass that in the last days of Labour, The Tone did arise again. And he did forsake the fees of book tours, and put himself among the Party Faithful, for to offer succour in their time of darkness. And orange was the Hue of The Tone, for he had spent much time on the beaches of the Middle East in his Tonely mission of peace bringing and personal enrichment.
2. And the Party Faithful cried out, saying Lo, The Tone has come among us in our time of darkness, to lead us unto slightly less of a kicking in the polls....
(Extract from "God's On A Mission From Me: The Memoirs of Tony Bliar"
Available from all good bookshops, £15,999.99)
D
DL
The same place as the giant England football shirt ;-)
D
Another masterpiece ;-)
Banned
Did you see that fat fuck on Newsnight?
Made a complete and utter fat twat of himself. No change there then ;-)
If you're right Houdini, we'll just end up with Tony Blair 2 ;-)
A month ago I would have agreed without hesitation GOT, but after a few performances he seems to have grown some balls; I especially liked the way he told them to sit down and shut up with a disdainful wave during his budget speech.
He seems to have realised that being Mr nice slimey cunt is not what the people want, and the various posters etc.
I was with you, but I'm wavering... ;-)
The return of this congenital liar simply goes to demonstrate just how desperate Labour are ..
For Brown to bring him back, given all that Bliar has said about Brown in the past is akin to Brown bringing back his mortal enemy .. Lord Mangledbum & the "Screaming Skull" Beckett ..
Sheer bloody desperation ..
Unless I'm mistaken, if you re-arrange the letters in the words "a future fair for all", you get "a fat fearful liar". Put that in the picture and then replaced Blair with the mono-eyed cunt... and there you have a new joke.
Anonymous said...
A future fair for all except smokers.
30 March 2010 22:14
And except if you're English .. and if you happen to be English & a smoker you've got no fucking chance ...
Ha! Ha!
How accurate.
2 weapons-grade-cunts for the price of one........
How do you actually get one of these cunts to try to sue you?
It´s that clown faced mrs what worries me?
BRICKBAT
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