Tuesday, 16 March 2010

On And On And On And On

I will go on and on and on and on and on . . .



Two choices.

1. We do nothing and hope that he's being true to form and lying through his veneered-at-the-tax-payers'-expense teeth, again.

2. Vote for anyone but Labour at the General Election on May 6th.

Let's not take any chances though, eh.

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11 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

He gets more like Kim ll-sung by the day ...

banned said...

Someone should lock deranged Brown in an Ariston.

Ampers said...

People have been calling for an English Parliament. No way!

Let's just give the Scots and Welsh and Irish their own independence and use Westminster for English MPs only. And bugger the Barnett formula!

And to be an MP, you have to have your parents and both sets of Grandparents English as well.

With no crimes (real crimes not labour manufactured crimes) having been committed by either parents, spouse or grandparents.

Councillors as well.

And all public officials and public staff in any part of government swearing on oath allegiance to the crown and country so we can make it easier to punish wrongdoing.

Also, written into every public contract a clause on instant dismissal for disloyalty. Disloyalty is a nice catch-all. Stealing from the tax-payer is disloyal.

Ampers

Captain Haddock said...

Nice idea Ampers & one which I have no problem in supporting ..

Sadly, there are far too many people in this country with a vested interest in making sure it never happens ..

Oldrightie said...

The times they are a changing, that's for sure.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Don't worry; the pant-pissing, snot goblin will be gone within weeks.

Either the voters kick him out or his own party will.

Before the end of the year he will be getting medical treatment in one secure institution or another.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Ampers.

I like the qualifications for being an MP or councillor. Could out also add: a) they must have worked for prior 10 years in the private sector, three of which at management grade; b) nobody with a law degree; and c) nobody that went to Oxford.

Not sure about the disloyal bit – it would be an ideal rule to constrain whistle blowers and so help the miscreant.

Dr. Asperger said...

Hairy-arsed Bloke - No tweets lately. Have you managed to get your shit organised and achieve anything of note, lately (er, you cunt). Ö-)

Anonymous said...

HAB, and definitely no cunts that studied "Labour Relations" or "Equal opportunities" at university, neither.

Amusing Bunni said...

He can't go on another 5 years, get rid of him!

Dazed And Confused said...

Years ago my mother had an Ariston washing machine. The fucker never worked properly from day one, and she changed it smartish.

Yet with people......

To quote a scene from the movie "Midnight Express": (altered slightly)

"The bad machine doesn't know that he's a bad machine." "He will never believe it. He will never believe he's a bad machine? "The factory knows it, that's why they put him here. He'll see... Hell find out... In time, He'll know".

And when the one eyed cunt loses the election, Gordo will know too, as his Socialist Comrades will fuck him off pretty damned quickly...

Oh what a delightful thought....