Friday, 12 March 2010

Porn Gets My Vote

On the same day that Nick Smeg launched the Liberal Democrat election slogan, "Change that works for you. Building a fairer Britain.", it was also announced that Anna Arrowsmith, a porn film director, is to stand (ahem) for erection election as a member (ahem) of parliament.

Yes, that right.
She's the Liberal Demo-Twat candidate for Gravesham, Kunt Kent.


I thank you ;-)


11 comments:

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Pity she cut her hair...

I won't finish what I was about to say (*cough "groins") ;-)

Ampers said...

What!!! With those teeth...

Soundbite, are you mad!

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

What's this about hair?

Corrugated Soundbite said...

There is an element of "tombstone" about her teeth, granted, Ampers...

But I've had a drink. My eyesight is about as good as Gordon's right now ;-)

I'll speak to you tomorrow afternoon after a few rashers of streaky and some milk ;-)

BTS said...

Pity she appears to have cut her hair herself.

With a knife.

Sans mirror.

She could do with some laser eye surgery as well..

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Streaky....lol. What are you boys like?

G.O.T. said...

Looks like she's been dragged through a 'bush', backwards and that necklace looks like an Argos 'cheapy'. Well, it's certainly not a pearl one, anyway ;-)

microdave said...

We're always complaining about the corrupt state of our politics. Perhaps we should do it the Italian way, then instead of Harridan Harperson as equalities minister we might get Mara Carfagna instead:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-564760/Former-topless-model-joins-Berlusconis-cabinet-Italys-equalities-minister.html

ZZ TOP said said...

@ G.O.T. 22:27 "She Wants A Pearl Necklace."

hangemall

HeadsonPoles said...

Face for radio that's for sure. Glad she was behind the camera anyway - small mercies.

Gobshite said...

How do you 'direct' a porn film?

"Go on Dave, stick it in there!"