Saturday, 27 March 2010

Friday Night Nosebleed News ++Updated++

As this blog has got more and more popular (for which I thank you all) my inbox receives many items of interest sent in by fellow bloggers and regular commentors. Problem is that being a GrumpyOldTwat means a lot of them tend to boil my piss or give me nosebleed (please keep then coming because I'm never happier than when I'm having a fucking good moan). So here we go with a recent selection of news that's had me reaching for the snot rag or a packet of frozen peas....


Fuck Off. Literally.
Ampers tells me that pharmacists can now refuse to prescribe contraceptives if it clashes with their religious beliefs. WTF! Not much fucking good if you're desperate for a morning after pill is it,only be told to come back tomorrow. Do they even do a morning after the morning after pill?

You couldn't make it up
The Vienna Boys Choir are the latest group of young boys to be arse raped by the clergy, according to Joe Public. Now as if that wasn't bad enough you'd have thought that the Times would have shown a little discretion when it came to the name on the journalist's byline?

Word Quiz
How do you get from the words Yorkshire to cunt in four easy steps? Well I asked myself this question after a few people queried a recent comment made on a post at 'my other place'. Suffice to say, the answer is this:
Yorkshire - Yorkshire Pudding - Batter - Fanny Batter - Cunt.

+++UPDATE+++
It appears that a Socialist fuckwit from 'upt narth' disagrees with me and has now retaliated by calling us all Nachtkrabbler . Ooh, scarey stuff indeed ;-)


Wankathon
Finally, someone dropped me a line (sorry, can't remember who) to draw my attention to a right pair of tossers that appear to be in such a wanking frenzy over this, this and this, that they'll surely go fucking blind before the week is out.

Good.


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14 comments:

microdave said...

So it's O.K. for pharmacists to work according to their religious beliefs, but a disgrace when a B&B owner tries to do the same?

WTF!!!!!!

W/V "unatic" - only needs an "L"....

G.O.T. said...

Exactly MD, I saw that story too but I can only take so much nosebleed.

I guess they were pilloried because they were Christians, eh ;-)

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Yorkshire Pudding is a teacher from Sheffield who likes Schindler's List and Hull City FC.

I think we can safely dismiss his assertions as to what constitutes humour and what doesn't ;-)

G.O.T. said...

Nicely put CS.

And without wishing to upset the half dozen or so genuine teachers left in this Country,(inc TT).... 'those that can do and those that can't teach' ;-)

RantinRab said...

On your last point, I have a pic of the two wing nuts -

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/video/stills/muppets5-large.jpg

G.O.T. said...

Fuck me Rab, that's rare!

A pic of B&D where they aren't actually bashing the bishop ;-)

Barking Spider said...

There are obviously a hell of a lot more Muslim pharmacists than there are Muslim B&B owners! Labour cunts!

microdave said...

I've just suffered a further increase in blood pressure after seeing the following at Bishop Hill:

http://bishophill.squarespace.com/blog/2010/3/26/climate-change-in-schools.html

Warning - the linked document is 80 pages of unbelievable propaganda showing what today's kids are being brainwashed with. Fortunately I don't have any children, or I would have been imprisoned for assaulting a head teacher by now, but as many of his comments point out these youngsters are soon going to be in positions of power in this country.....

Joe Public said...

Rab - does your pic also represent "The Jury Team" (cambridge Chapter)?

woman on a raft said...

If it helps your blood pressure, Microdave, I've checked with some gen-u-ine teenagers and roughly half of them are not taken in for a moment.

A proportion of the other half are emotionally highly-strung, but that's not unusual with da kidz, so they are prone to going gooey when show pictures of polar bear cubs, aaaaaahhh. However, most of them grow out of it.

Teaching children things in school seems to be a sure-fire way to guarantee it goes in one ear, has a raspberrry blown at it, and straight out the other side. 99% of all teenagers when asked "What did you learn in school today?" will reply "Nuffink, can't remember. You are always having a go at me. What's for tea? No I haven't got any homework."

They snigger at Al Gore, that's if they can remember seeing his video at all, but on balance are much more likely to look blank and roll their eyes skyward, like Diane Abbott seeking a pie.

banned said...

Roger Boyes, while aptly named, is some shit journalist. If I didn't have a geography 'O' level I might have thought from his article that German Chancellor Merkel was apologising for the sorry goings on at the Vienna Boys Choir which, I happen to know, is in another country altogether.
Perhaps Frau Merkel has solved the Bismarkian conundrum of whether to allow Austria to join Germany which might then cease to be Greater Prussia and instead become Greater Austria. Hitler tried it and look where that got him, the cunt . Come on Boyes, stop fucking about and tell us the truth.

Dioclese said...

I consider it my duty to try and cheer up miserable old bastards everywhere in their hour of need. Christ knows things are bad enough...

Sing-a-long-a-Gordon at http://dioclese.blogspot.com/

Hope it offends the bugger...

microdave said...

@ W-O-A-R - Thanks for the reassurance. Things have obviously changed since I was a lad (and not for the better).

J Demetriou said...

LOL - good piece.