Monday, 15 March 2010

Kettle Pot Black


Gordon 'bully boy' Brown has unleashed yet another one of his 4-letter tirades. This time it was aimed at Baroness Ashton during a telephone conversation in which he accused her of (wait for it) 'letting the UK down'.

Fuck me! Why don't you take a mono eyed squint at yourself Gordon, you unelected, cash trousering, smacked-in-the-face-with-a-big-fuck-off-ugly-stick, prancing around the world stage at every given opportunity, fuckwit.

What's the matter then Gordon?
Lord Fondlebum of Felchboys refusing to play 'Keep the Red Rag Flying' on your pink oboe because you didn't give the EU job to him?

Lovers' tiff?
Ahhh, diddums

Incidentally, all 3 of the fuckers may look like a cunt but they wouldn't have a fucking clue how to use one ;-)

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11 comments:

Lorenzo said...

For letter words,FUCK! They'll have to invent a whole new dictionary for everyone to express their anger at Gordon Brown, Britain's number one mental case.

Lawson Narse said...

Fuckin hell! Talk about the ugly face of British politics.Those disgusting images will be with me all day now. Labour should have a parental advisory sticker across their foreheads. Bastards!

Anonymous said...

ET-lookalike?

Tony Blair said...

What happened to the video of what to do if the cycloptic bucket of sputem visits my neighbourhood?

Tears were running down my legs.

E. J. Frogster said...

Poor Gordon. Have a listen to this song "Gordon Brown be my Angel", the song is about rape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEWhEuhRoo (lyrics annotated)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUtocdwnYw (BETTER SOUND QUALITY)

Brahms Lullaby

Gordon Brown! Gordon Brown!
Will you be my angel?
Guardian angel is what I meant
Will you rescue my soul?

For you are in charge
Of these people I wrote to
Stephen Timms, Jack Straw
Let me place my trust in you

Gordon Brown! MP’s!
Let me sing out loud
For what you do, for my country
For my reproductive system

You right wrongs! My right’s been wronged
I am desperate for you
Not just you! There’s Jon Herring
I’m a violated woman

Gordon Brown, help me sleep!
Help me sleep like a baby
Will my babies ever come out?
Maternal desires!
I lost my womanhood
In a sinister curse
Gordon Brown! Bring it back!
You are perfect for that!

Houdini said...

Fuck me but that is ugly. I think to be a real member of Labour you have to be stone fucking ugly or a poof.

I think the criwn for the ugliest cunt in politics, currently held by Margaret Beckett after the demise of Gwyneth Dunwoody, must be under threat from this fucking gorillafrog looking fucking thing.

If I had to converse with it I would fucking swear and poke it with a stick. You actually think this is fucking human?

Bertie Dugger said...

I'm trying to think of the last time I saw a face and neck like hers (is it a "she"?) - I've a feeling it was one of the monsters in an episode of Doctor Who from the seventies.

Gave me nightmares back then too ...

Captain Haddock said...

I reckon she' a dead cert for a 1st at Crufts ...

Or at the Great Smithfield Show .. what a P.i.K. .. (Pig in Knickers)

microdave said...

If cunts really look like that I've got some "educational" DVD's to send back for a refund. I've clearly been deceived...

woman on a raft said...

O/T This photo might come in handy from Diane Abbott's own website.

http://www.dianeabbott.org.uk/upload/images/Home%20page%20banners/sebcoe.jpg

There are several things I like about it, but my favourite is the way it says Looooon.

banned said...

One in the cunt for old Turkeyneck Cafe Ashtray, fake 'baroness'. Selected on us by the EU Selectocracy just to make us look bad.