I see that Gordon Brown is all set to launch a Government Facebook-style interactive service on Monday. So what the fuck do you suppose this new social website 'socialist webshite' should be nick named then?
I just can't seem to make my twatting mind up......
I dare say that the twatting twatter tsar will be twatting sycophantic tweets about it at some point or other but, in the meantime, TheEye has all the sordid details of Gordon's latest drug induced scheme to pry on our every move.
I'm off to sit in a dark corner where I can bang my head up the wall whilst sucking my thumb and cuddling my teddy bear.....
until the bar opens at six ;-)
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I'm off to sit in a dark corner where I can bang my head up the wall whilst sucking my thumb and cuddling my teddy bear.....
until the bar opens at six ;-)
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7 comments:
First half pint on me, mate.
What do you want in it?
I can offer Old Pulteney if you like!
It's a single malt at 40 % by volumn.
There! You thought I was a cheapskate for a moment, didn't you?
Would have made it a pint, but after reading your blog, I need some as well...
Ampers.
Cheers Amps, you're a gentleman.
The bar is now open ;-)
I think I would call it "Fuckface" for short. Is this for real ? You guys get to pay for more government control ? Is this a great world or what ?
Whatever its called .. he can poke it up his arse .. and I hope the corners scratch ..
AssBook because it'll be full of shit.
"fuckoffbook" works for me.
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