Thursday, 18 March 2010

Shit Caption Competition


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25 comments:

John R said...

It's one of the best ones I've laid since I saved the world.

Andy said...

It's a shame Ed Balls couldn't make it isn't it chaps?

Anonymous said...

Bollocks, that cunt Blunkett's beaten us to it.

Catosays said...

Christ, I don't remember eating that!

Uncle Marvo said...

"We've got him surrounded. The postman gets it."

@Catosays: ROFL!

microdave said...

3 lumps of shit - and some dog turds....

Eclipse said...

"oh look, the public are here to greet us!"

Oldrightie said...

Some sidestep, Jimmy. Not as good as Banana man, though.

Norton Folgate said...

Cunt, cuntier, cuntiest

Barking Spider said...

Ainsworth's here, then!

RantinRab said...

Gormless - Fuck me, I hope Jacqui's not claimed on expenses for that scat porn.

Atheist Ranter said...

Millipede: "Oh yuk, Isn't that what those mortals do every day?"

Captain Haddock said...

McSnot .. "I told old Mangledbum to get that cough seen to .. but would he listen" ?

Dazed And Confused said...

New Labour manifesto leaked to the public shocker.

Demetrius said...

Are they your bananas or mine?

Bring On The Revolution said...

Make them fucking eat it, they really have got us in the brown stuff (excuse the pun) Good for nothing useless fucking turds the lot of them, those fucking ZanuPFLiebore cunts!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't tread on the Tony

Lorenzo said...

By the way, Whelan's here OK

Natsman said...

"Hey, David, looks like your brother's been this way..."

Anonymous said...

Shall we stop and have lunch here then. It looks like a plate's been set up.

banned said...

Joseph Stalin, Man Of Steel; Gordon Brown, Man Of Shite.

Biffo said...

Looks like your brother hasn't yet mastered how to keep his Human Disguise Shield in place, Dave.

Anonymous said...

it´s ok i can tell that´s mandelson´s it´s mixed with special fried rice and a splash sperm


BRICKBAT

Anonymous said...

ooooh look Gordon you've dropped your brains

Amusing Bunni said...

Gordoom: "This is all that's left of Britain after we got through with it!"