Sunday, 4 October 2009

Overtly Homophobic Number Plates

Here's something that should cheer up 'Whinge-a-lot' Dale after all the problems he's had this week.

The DVLA have pulled a couple of number plates, from a list of 1,600 that were due to be auctioned later this week, on the grounds that they were deemed to be offensive.

The agency were concerned about the number plates bearing an overtly, derogatory resemblance to the terms 'faggot' and 'dykes'.





Stonewall were quoted as saying "This kind of proactive action by the public authorities helps make Britain a more equal place".

Really?

In which case I would like to tell the DVLA that they are a bunch of over sensitive fucking killjoys and I will also remind you that G.O.T. remains overtly heterosexual and is more than happy to play the 'heterophobic card', if anyone were to take humpage with his penchant for front lady gardens . . . .


That is all.

15 comments:

HeadsonPoles said...

Thank you DVLA for protecting us from ourselves.
Imagine all the things that might go on if this were a free country.

Joe Public said...

Steve Parrish still (apparently?) owns the one that got away..

PEN 1S

Conan the Librarian™ said...

A rissole and a stone wall homophobic?

A rissoles.

Oldrightie said...

Buggery is the province of an important ruling elite hell bent on outlawing heterosexual activity, other than Hitandrun Harmann, of course. Never knowingly but often a cunt.

Edgar said...

Are you saying that F4 GOT really stands for 'Fanny for Grumpy Old Twat'?

Overtly unperverted.

Old Holborn said...

Trying to put something together to "celebrate" Blunketts Wedding. It's not like he's ever going to see the wedding photo's is it? His new wife bent over, a guide dog, photoshop. Do your worst guys.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8289508.stm

Bring On The Revolution said...

Is The F4 GOT registration plate especially reserved for that cancerous sleazy scourge that is king (or maybe Queen) faggot himself Peter Mandelson?? Is that why the DVLA really banned it's sale??

Gigits said...

That CUNTS reg would be the business!

OH: Blunkett is getting married? For an ugly blind cunt, he certainly gets his fair share.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

A special commemorative plate for the perpetually offended could go like this:

KN08 ROT

subrosa said...

Now that Brown intends to demolish the SNP, my plates won't be worth a penny.

Never mind, I'll keep them just to annoy any labour supporters.

Maybe Brown will insist the DVLA cancel them because they're offensive though...

Dark Lochnagar said...

I picked up on this as well G.O.T. Biggest load of shite I have read for a while. What self respecting hetersexual would have a faggots number plate for fuck's sake.

winston smith said...

haha got love the blunket pic and your number plate

Joe Public said...

Gillian Taylforth's present to Geoff Knights:-

A69 MAN

banned said...

Did anybody ask the Gay, Lesbian And Transgendered Community ?

I expect that some of the outiest types would have been delighted to adorn their cars with those plates.
Peter Tatchell perhaps.

Shithole Britain said...

GOT, whoever taught you how to use Photoshop has a lot to answer for. ;-)