Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Someone in Ipswich Shoot the Fat Bastard!




He's already cost us over a £1 million!

This gut bucketing fat fuck is costing the taxpayer over £100,000 a year. Yes! We are paying for 6 or 7 healthcare (?) workers, on a 24hr rota, to fill this fat bastards face with chips, burgers and takeaways and now we are expected to foot the bill for his NHS 'stomach banding' operation. Oh, and then there's the cost of providing a reinforced ambulance/crane/forklift to transport the Ipswich Lard Mountain to the nearest hospital.

Why the fuck didn't the carers (?) just reduce Blubber Boy's food intake in the first place?

Give me fucking strength!


+++UPDATE+++
Here's another fat bastard that needs shooting!


18 comments:

Sue said...

Seems the smokers and the drinkers (those that pay excessive taxes) are the only ones that the National Health deem disgusting enough to ignore and deny treatment to.

You can get as fat as you like, not work and pay into the system and you get cared for by taxpayers money.

There's prejudice for you!

Mirtha Tidville said...

Apparantly some arse of a quack said he`d die soon if he didnt get treated....well now lets think about this eh....

Sue said...

Something to cheer you up!

thespecialone said...

I couldnt agree more.

microdave said...

Why waste (our) money on a special ambulance - just operate on him at home, without any anesthetic....

Gigits said...

He looks just like this.

It's not his fault, he swallows a lot of aggression.... along with a lot of pizzas.

Lorenzo said...

uman rites, uman writes, uman rights, init Mustaf.

Somebody roll him down a steep hill

Captain Haddock said...

Or anchor him offshore as a warning to Shipping ..

Captain Haddock said...

I wonder what this Nurse would do with him ?

http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2009/10/nurse-smokers-just-have-to-die.html

Old Holborn said...

Take away his mobile phone

so fucking simple.

When the bloated cunt is fit enough to get his arse down to the take away, take it away again.

This really, really isn't hard.

Anonymous said...

Let the fat greedy fucker die!

Delphius1 said...

You can't deny him food, its against his human rights.

Which would be fine and dandy, if other people like the elderly weren't being treated in total opposition to the way this lardarse is.

Denied basic nutrition and decent levels of care in nursing homes and hospitals across the land.

The postcode lottery thats has allowed to develop over the past decade is a fucking scandal.

All Seeing Eye said...

The bastard is only fat and immobile for a simple biological reason - his mouth is bigger than his arse.

This is where we use Mandelson in a cunning plan. Either this bloke would learn very quickly how to shift his lard to escape, or he gets forced into going private for a special arse-widening operation. Job done.

Seemples.

The Filthy Engineer said...

Why don't they just sew his mouth shut except for the allowance of a tube for water. He'd soon lose weight then?

banned said...

Get the Heath'n'Safety to insist on repairing the holes made in his house last time they wheeled him out ( on a fork-lift truck ) as per building regs; then the fat fuck won't be able to get to the chippie till he slims down a bit.

Fidothedog said...

He is on benefits, no doubt "sick pay" and classed as sick as his own greed got him into a position where he was unable to work; therefore sick.

Yes that is the round about way that sick benefits work in this land.

Therefore as his "illness" is self imposed we should remove that benefit, meaning he has to get his large arse up an sign on every 2 weeks for JSA.

Just like the millions laid of by Gordon have to do.

Reduced money would also encourage him to seek work and spend less on shovelling food into his gullet like some fucking plankton eating whale.

Although I do fear that should we reduce his benefits, his cats would end up as a late night snack along with half the neighbours pets, squirrels, urban foxes and a few kids might also "vanish"...

Let them eat Pies. said...

The Chinook should drop in on one of those abandoned forts in the channel.

Parachute a parcel of healthy food in once a week.

Tell him that he has a long swim if he fancies a Chinese.

Simples!

salfordian said...

let the fat lazy sweaty cunt eat salad,or force feed the bubble until he actually bursts..