Friday, 16 October 2009

Grumpy Old Twat New Labour Game


It's a New Labour jungle out there, so make sure you take a big fuck off gun with you and get ready for some target pratice. It's your chance to have some fun and get your own back on Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and Peter Mandelson.

Go on, you know you want to!


30 comments:

Gigits said...

Mate, that is the most important post that has ever been made on any blog. It is utterly sublime.

Shooting Mandy, Baldy and Crazy Brown in the face. It simply does not get better than that!!!

I'll be back to this post many times in future.

Ollie Cromwell said...

I did enjoy that, thanks GOT

TheBigYin said...

Hehehe, I want a game like this for our blog with well known anti smokers for target practice....meanwhile, like Gigits I'm doing an Arni...I'll be back, this page is bookmarked!

Gigits said...

I've just realised why my score was so low. I was shooting them ALL in the face, ignoring the target on their chest and the don't shoot symbol on some of them.

Nevermind, sod the score, it's very satisfying to shoot the fuckers in the face!

Edgar said...

That made me feel a lot better. Do you think we could instal these in hospitals and doctors' surgeries and save oodles of boodle on treatments?

G.O.T. said...

Don't worry about the score Gigs.

Just keep shooting the fuckers!

Barking Spider said...

That was very therapeutic indeed, I had to tear myself away from it - I'll be back, too! Maybe you could make it a permanent feature in the sidebar.

Gigits said...

Great idea, Spidey.

Look, I'm still hanging around, like a little kid in a seaside arcade...

Shades Of Ansel said...

LOL@Gigits.That's EXACTLY what I did.You just can't help it.Great game GOT.You are a genuis.

Shibby said...

HA

HA

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

David Vance said...

Great fun GOT!

All Seeing Eye said...

Same with me, Gigits, it was between-the-eyes shots just on pure instinct. Even when I worked it out I carried on.

After a bad day that has sooooo done the business. 100% bookmarked.

Dazed And Confused said...

I missed Ainsworth every time I shot at the cunt. How fucking slippery is he?

All Seeing Eye said...

Substandard weaponry, dazed? Thousands of soldiers know the feeling with him in charge.

banned said...

4,881 on my first effort but will improve; like Gigits I started with the head shots before realising that their hearts need blasting.

banned said...

6.646 on second effort, I noticed the " don't shoot " thing but thought " what the fuck " and shot the cunts anyway.

Gigits said...

The fuckers at the bottom left, behind the leaves, keep stopping me.

Fuck em anyway. Head shots only next go!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Excellent G.O.T. Where's my prize?

Dazed And Confused said...

I shot Gordon and got -200 points.

Has he already manipulated this game to his own politically correct agenda for fucks sake?

Catosays said...

Way to go.....15,279... Great game GOT..bookmarked.

Fidothedog said...

Enjoyed that, what next hangman with McSnotty.

I would lose that every time just to see the fucker hang.

JuliaM said...

Excellent game!

Damn, I should have read the instructions though. Like Gigits, I was going for headshots first time round... ;)

microdave said...

Me too - aimed for the head every time! I realised that was why my "Accuracy" bonus was so low. I tried again, aiming for the target and didn't do nearly as well....

Captain Haddock said...

Superb game .. almost as good as being back in Aden again .. Lol

Definitely bookmarked ..

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Fantastic!

captainff said...

I think I just came a little.



Great game!

subrosa said...

Marvellous. I'm off to have another go.

Amusing Bunni said...

I LOVE THIS! Since we can't have guns in shit-cago, I got out all my aggressions! well, not ALL of them, but enough. I'm going to have to link this on my page.

The Conservative Lady said...

That was a BLAST! This October was the first time I'd ever been to a shooting range and shot a real gun. Now I can use your game for target practice. Thanks for posting.

Anonymous said...

I just wish it included a machine gun so I could gun them down faster than I did. Fun game. Should add about 646 targets up there plus ASH and EU MEPs and a machine gun or else an atomic bomb to fling around at the little k*nts.